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raratt said:

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Twins!!

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Dave is going really well on Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
He's got to £500,000 with all his lifelines still intact.

Jeremy: OK Dave, for £1,000,000

Which of the following was one of the Great Train Robbers?

Was it:-
Ronnie Biggs
Ronnie O'Sullivan
Ronnie Corbett
Ronnie Wood

Take your time

Dave: I'll take the money
Jeremy: Are you sure, you've still got 3 lifelines
Dave: I'm sure Jeremy ,I'll take the money
Jeremy: OK audience give him a big round of applause, but before you go Dave I'm sure you'd like to know the answer.
Dave: I know the answer Jeremy.
Jeremy: You know the answer?
You've just turned down a million quid, are you mad?
Dave: I may be mad Jeremy but I'm no grass.....

spliffendz said:

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LOL being raised in apartheid South Africa, they literally told us to work harder as there are black kids who want our jobs.... :O