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One Fish Two Fish
This guy looks like a real life Dr. Seuss character!
Texas
Let Down Your Hair
Dear Rapunzel, that looks HEAVY AS HELL!!! It looks like a rolled up rug chillin on your dome! How/why do you put up with that?
P.S. I like your short yellow shorts and big shoes.
Ohio
Farm Love
On that special day, nothing says I Love You more than a Cow Limo with a big piece of sh*t on the trunk
although rolling up to prom in this limo is actually a pretty sweet idea.
Indiana
TIGHTER!!!
I bet this guy is wearing a condom just so everything is tight and snug
.come to think of it, this guy kind of looks like a big condom but I dont have the balls to tell him that.
Georgia
Tramp Stamped
Dear Skeezy McSkeezerson, thanks for moving your nightie so we could get a nice glance at whatever it is you inked above your crack to thwart off potential suitors.
Oklahoma
Everything Is More Fabulous In Texas
Hell no we aint got no gays down here in Texas!
..Whats that? Oh, yeah, I made this vest myself. Looks good dont it?
Texas
Somewhere Over The Rainbow
This guy is rocking his neon colors like they are going extinct tomorrow! Seriously, we could see you in the dark. Yet, he is wearing long brown socks, which I can only assume is because he is wearing sandals.
Idaho
Sanford And Son
How do you pile that much crap that high? It looks like something from a cartoon!
Oklahoma
Priceless
Its actually the bar code for birth control so girls can just scan the back of his head and realize its not a good idea.
Tennessee
Penn And Teller
That doesnt look like Teller, but then again they are comedic magicians so Im not gonna fall for that old trick.
Virginia
Where Are They Now
Poison Groupies
Now kids, before Bret Michaels had Rock of Love skanks he had Poison groupies. Years later some of them still refuse to accept the new skank-style and delusionally live in their past; others died of syphilis, but i digress
..
California
Trifecta
This my friends is a trifecta
.You have (1)the short shorts(Always a plus), accompanied by (2)a tie dyed shirt (Its not mesh but still fun), and nothing is better than (3)the fanny pack (practical and stylish). If he had flip-up shades it would be a Jackpot, but we cant get greedy.
Tennessee
The Irony Of Self Checkout
Hey Beyonce, throw on some pants and a whole shirt
.your gunt is creeping into the bags.
California
Some Of That Purple Stuff
I think that even if this guy showed up at a Minnesota Vikings game people would stare.
Florida
Not Even Close
I cant even think up of a rationale someone would give themselves before leaving the house with those on! Even if it was 3 a.m. and you were going to a remote cave in the mountains by yourself you would probably say, These arent flattering at all, Ill change.
North Carolina
Nice Marketing
Larry, buddy, let me give you a quick piece of advice. Dont advertise your autobody business on a crusty old 1988 red, white, and blue Dodge Caravan with missing hub caps. That would be like Golds Gym passing out 6XL t-shirts.
Minnesota
The Deer Hunter
Am I the only one waiting for Joe Pesci to start going at this thing in the trunk with a kitchen knife?
Wisconsin
No Girls Allowed
Is it still a tree house if its not technically in a tree? I think Ill allow it.
Georgia
So Paid
I Think?
Let me get this straight. You spent money. To paint money. On the side of your Impala. Yet, you dont have rims and you drive an Impala with money painted on the side, so that suggests you dont really have money
..now Im confused.
Ohio
Firm Fit
Gym teachers in the 70s didnt wear their shorts this tight and this high.
Texas
Walmart is Grrrrrreat!
Where the hell is the cereal aisle?
Georgia
Sweet Undies
Who would have thought that the fanny pack was the second most embarrassing thing in this picture?
Maryland
Sweet Undies Part Deux
How unbelievably fortunate are we that someone else was able to grab a closeup of this local legend?
Maryland
Guess Whos Back?
This man is becoming a legend on this site! But when you start to accent the undies with a flannel vest, HOT DAMN!! How could you not be legendary?
Pennsylvania
I Like Your Fuzzy Hood
I cant tell if thats a hooker or a teenage European boy
or both.
Oklahoma
Jurassic Park
Im not quite sure if Godzilla belongs on the dinosaur van, but since this guy included him, Im glad he is at the very top where he belongs
..Godzilla would beat down every other dinosaur. Thats a fact. Look it up.
West Virginia
Tails
Yeah this may seem odd here, but what you dont see is Sonic grabbing some mac-n-cheese, so its really not that weird.
California
Lil Bow Wow
Parents, STOP THIS! Stop this now! Your kid is not a dog, get him off the leash. I dont want to hear that you are too busy to watch your child in public. Your priorities are kid first, remembering milk second. Most of the time its the kids on leashes that are ignored by their parents the most. But i guess its okay that little Timmy is throwing Oreos at an employee as long as he is doing it while tied to his monkey backpack leash. JUST STOP IT.
North Carolina
Room For 1
I love it. I wish I could have seen Bozo the clown come out, unlock the handcuffs, and roll away carrying his bags.
California
Assualt Protection
You have no idea what this guy had to go through in the frozen food section to get that ice cream. All Im saying is that Titan may or may not have hit him with a tennis ball from the air cannon.
Georgia
I Love Gooooooold
Kinda like a ghetto C-3PO
Illinois
Work It Nana
We have this picture up so that you can stare at it for 5 minutes to decide if she is hot, then try to convince yourself that you dont actually think shes hot when you know she really is.
Oklahoma
Why So Serious?
Its simple: We, uh, kill the Batman.
Ohio
Hog Tied
Im curious as to whether getting arrested half naked in Walmart is his high or low point in his life.
Texas
WTF
If you asked a 7 year old to dress himself, he would probably come out looking something like this
probably better actually.
Kentucky
Uh Oh
I tried to fart and a little sh*t came out. I just sharted. Now lets go.
Washington
OH
..MY
..GOD!!!!!
There should be an application process in order to procreate.
Texas
All Smiles
You know you dont have to dress as the logo to shop there, right?
Texas