Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS

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Dirty Harry

Well-Known Member
The yo-yo guy. DAMN! That is some skills. I wonder how many times he smacked his head and nuts while working up to that routine.
Yo-yos' were weapons centuries ago in some countries.
 
ganja girl

ganja girl

New Member
Quick Management Course










Lesson #1
A priest offered a Nun a lift..
She got in and crossed her legs,

forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car,

he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,

'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand

But, changing gears,

he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said,

'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129.


It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

 Lesson 2:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager

are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk.

'I want to be in the Bahamas,

driving a speedboat,

without a care in the world.'

Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep.

'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse,

an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager..

The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:


Always let your boss have the first say.

 Lesson 3:

An eagle was sitting on a tree

resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle

and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground

below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared,

jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:


To be sitting and doing nothing,

you must be sitting

very, very high up.

 Lesson 4:
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey,

'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble

on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.

They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night,

the turkey was proudly perched

at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:

Bull S__t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

 Lesson 5:
A little bird was flying south

for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually

thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:


(1) Not everyone who dumps on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you

out of doo doo is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep doo doo, it's best to keep your mouth shut!


Thus ends the course....
 
ganja girl

ganja girl

New Member
Men's Restroom Mural

Read before looking at picture...

Edge Designs is an all-women run company
That designs interior office space They had a
Recent opportunity to do an office project in
NYC.​

The client allowed the women of this
Company a free hand in all design aspects.
The client was a company that was also
Run by all women execs.............​

The result ...........well.....We all know that
Men never talk, never look at each other....
And never laugh much in the restroom....
The men's room is a serious and quiet place...
But now...with the addition of one mural
On the w all.....lets just say the men's​

Restroom is a place of laughter and smiles.
​


mensroom.jpg

And they say women don't have a sense of humor.​


 
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