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2FT4PAR

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Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:


14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then, open it and see who's happy to see you.













 

HerbalBeast

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no pictures but about this song... I remember once going to Barney's Lounge and I got some white widow. after 1.5 hours I had to walk back home, and 5 minutes after I got out into the world I got overcome by the worse feeling of embarrassment. I couldn't face anyone, couldn't talk to anyway, I was hungry and couldn't enter a store... this has never ever happened to me before nor after that :) Kept me wondering dark alleys for almost 2 hours. Just wanted to share :)
 

Winter Woman

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'I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are for Viagra and Cialis. Election, Erection, Election, Erection -- either way we're getting screwed!' -- Bette Midler .
 

ANC

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lol at both, yeah, i read somewhere that they stopped dropping off pad as part of humanitarian support in some of these asian places as people were converting them into shoes, cushions etc...
 
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