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StonedPony

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moma needs to slap the shit out the whiney baby...........ppl like that make me sick the way they let there kids act like dumbass's......now if it had been Ozzy Osborne she was upset about then that would be a proper behavoir
 

woodsmaneh!

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A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery.

A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet
behind the first one.

Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash.

Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single
file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity.

He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, "I am so
sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but
I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."

''What happened to her?"

The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
when the dog turned on her."

A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence,
passed between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Get in line."
 

Winter Woman

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A golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every
hole finally gives up and asks his long suffering caddy if he has seen any obvious problems to which the caddy replies, "There's a piece of shit on the end of your club". The golfer picks his club up and cleans the club face at which point the caddy says, "No, the other end".
 

ANC

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This is a new delicacy in South Africa, sausage with mealie pap...how clever:shock:

Pap for those who don't know is porridge, mieliepap is a stiff maize poridge, not a big fan, its more common in the north and north east. Normaly the pap is served seperately with boerewors. A local sausage.
I do like the Xhosa porridge though. Shame on you Pick 'n Pay, fifty rand a kilo?
 
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