Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS

An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty
thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't
mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.'

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed 'YES, YES, I
WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?' The other answered, 'I
don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Not all Irish are stupid; not all blondes are dumb; but all men are men.
 
FANTASTIC!!! Jimmy Stewart on Johnny Carson's show. About Jimmy's dog Beau, get your kleenex out.

[video=youtube;qUNJjIwlHk8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUNJjIwlHk8[/video]
 
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--- It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was
almost zero when a young blond teenager got caught in a blizzard

She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it
home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her
situation. She finally remembered her daddy's advice that if she got
caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and
follow it. That way she would not get stuck in a snow drift

This made her feel much better, and sure enough, in a little while a
snow plow went by and she started to follow it.

As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they
continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard
conditions

After an hour had passed, she was somewhat surprised when the
snowplow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and
signaled for her to roll down her window. The snow plow driver wanted
to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long
time. She said that she was fine and told him of her daddy's advice to
follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.

The driver replied that it was ok with him and she could continue if
she wanted, but he was done with the Wal-Mart parking lot and was now
going over to Sears.
 
carl.burnette said:
HOly fuck that is beyond funny shit! Look at the "package" on the "chick" he's with!!! IM high as fuck but that image in my head is going to outlast this bowl. I better stay stoned as long as possible!!
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That ain't no chick, but since you used ""'s I am sure you already knew that and was just being funny with it.
 
carl.burnette said:
HOly fuck that is beyond funny shit! Look at the "package" on the "chick" he's with!!! IM high as fuck but that image in my head is going to outlast this bowl. I better stay stoned as long as possible!!
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The fact that you pointed out that dudes package, out of all the fucked up things in that picture, is a joke within itself.
 
it supposedly helps your nose grow bigger, (many asians and africans lack the defined european nose bridge), for some reason they always associate european beauty as the best.
Similar producs are skin bleaching creams that are all the rage in india, and straight hair extentions.

I wonder what happens when you toggle the little black switch.
 
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