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StonedPony

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A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, 'Hey, this is a coincidence, we both have black eyes mind if I ask how you got yours?' The other guy says, 'Well, it just happened, it was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two tickets to Pittsburgh, ' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to Tittsburgh'. . . . so she socked me a good one. ' The first guy replied, 'Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue-twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, 'Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey. ' But I accidentally said, 'You have ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch.
 
woodsmaneh!

woodsmaneh!

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[FONT=&quot]There are 3 dogs in a veterinarian clinic: a Poodle, a Chihuahua, and a Great Dane. [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[/FONT][FONT=&quot]The poodle asks the Chihuahua," What are you in here for?" The Chihuahua says," Well usually I’m a good dog...but I have a huge problem with my mail man. I don’t know why, I just always have to bite him, and I gave him a serious injury. So... they’re going to put me to sleep today. What are you here for?" he asks the poodle.[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]The poodle says, "Well usually I'm a pretty good dog, but my owners son always sticks his finger in my food while I'm eating. And when he does that...I just got to bite him I don’t know why. And I really hurt him. So there going to put me to sleep today."[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]The two dogs look at the Great Dane, and the Great Dane is like 20 times bigger than them. And they ask," DAMN MAN!!! What are you in here for? You never see Great Danes in the pound." And the Great Dane says," Awwww, you guys wouldn't believe me if I told you." And they said, "JUST TELL US!"[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]So the Great Dane says, "Well usually I'm a pretty good dog, but you see I have like the hottest owner in the world. She’s a beautiful woman with a HOT RACK and SEXY ASS. One day when she got out of the shower, she bent over to get a towel. When she did, I totally lost all self-control. So I mounted her and started GOING AT IT!!!"[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]The two dogs say, "DAMN MAN!!! So they’re going to put you to sleep too huh???” [/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]And the Great Dane replies, "HELL NO, I'M JUST HERE TO GET MY NAILS TRIMMED!"[/FONT]

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N0iZ

N0iZ

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These cartoons always cracked me up as a kid, and still give me a chuckle to this day.


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You just can't beat Ol'Tex Avery :lol:
 
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