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Winter Woman

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[video=youtube;zck8P_lqkQA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zck8P_lqkQA&feature=related[/video]

lol, poor donkey or is it an ass?
 

El420

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ever meet any cool ppl on an elevator?
[video=youtube;w2lVXT-iA20]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2lVXT-iA20[/video]
 

Winter Woman

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A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.

'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.'

The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.

The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?

'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'

'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'
 

Winter Woman

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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]broken in the first place.

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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden [/FONT][FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]to someone,she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. [/FONT]
[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]The doctor said, 'Your heart would be just below your left breast'.[/FONT]
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[FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]Later [FONT=arial, helvetica, sans-serif]that night........ Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a
gunshot wound to her knee.

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