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Winter Woman
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[video=youtube;7BHZRFhZlME]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BHZRFhZlME[/video]
Winter Woman
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[video=youtube;md0RzjP9IyM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md0RzjP9IyM[/video]
chillwills
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Dirty Harry
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^^^ That precision drop makes the Trade Centers collapse still makes me want to think WTF? But the precision required to do that impresses the hell out of me. Luck does not make a building drop like that, it takes a lot of skill, planning, and prep to pull that off without damaging near by buildings.
Dirty Harry
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Reply to the switchblade video...
I have been out of the service too long to even know about development of that thing. I hope it is real because I just cummed my pants watching it. God damn I love things that go BOOM!
I have been out of the service too long to even know about development of that thing. I hope it is real because I just cummed my pants watching it. God damn I love things that go BOOM!
IregAt420
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I was going to say that that videos is proof enough to prove 9/11 was a thought out process.
Louis541
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Truth B Known
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N, N, N, NOW??
[video=youtube;8Q45N-oNu-4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q45N-oNu-4&feature=related[/video]
lol, this little fat kid can't spit it out and it cracks me the fuck up!!!!! lol lol lol lol
[video=youtube;8Q45N-oNu-4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q45N-oNu-4&feature=related[/video]
lol, this little fat kid can't spit it out and it cracks me the fuck up!!!!! lol lol lol lol
Truth B Known
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woah, fuck ya louis541, wtf?? lol trippy then a muh fuckka...
Winter Woman
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]Subject: senstivity training[/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif] [/FONT]
[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif] [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff the only [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]permanent injury was the loss of one ear.
Since he wasn't physically impaired he remained in the military and eventually became an Admiral. However, during his career he was always sensitive about his appearance.
One day the Admiral was interviewing two Navy Master Chiefs and a Marine Sergeant Major for his personal staff.
The first Master Chief was a Surface Navy type and it was a great in terview.
At the end of the interview the Admiral asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
The Master Chief answered, "Why yes sir. I couldn't help but notice you are missing your starboard ear, so I don't know whether this impacts your hearing on that side."
The Admiral got very angry at this lack of tact and threw him out of his
office.
The next candidate, an Aviation Master Chief, when asked this same question, answered, "Well yes sir, you seem to be short one ear."
The Admiral threw him out also.
The third interview was with the Marine Sergeant Major. He was articulate, extremely sharp, and seemed to know more than the two Master Chiefs put together. The Admiral wanted this guy, but went ahead with the same question.
"Do you notice anything different about me?"
To his surprise the Sergeant Major said, "Yes, sir. You wear conta ct lenses."
The Admiral was impressed and thought to himself, what an incredibly tactful Marine. "And how do you know that?" the Admiral asked.
The Sergeant Major replied, "Well sir, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with only one f**kin' ear."
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[FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif] [FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff the only [/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS, sans-serif]permanent injury was the loss of one ear.
Since he wasn't physically impaired he remained in the military and eventually became an Admiral. However, during his career he was always sensitive about his appearance.
One day the Admiral was interviewing two Navy Master Chiefs and a Marine Sergeant Major for his personal staff.
The first Master Chief was a Surface Navy type and it was a great in terview.
At the end of the interview the Admiral asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
The Master Chief answered, "Why yes sir. I couldn't help but notice you are missing your starboard ear, so I don't know whether this impacts your hearing on that side."
The Admiral got very angry at this lack of tact and threw him out of his
office.
The next candidate, an Aviation Master Chief, when asked this same question, answered, "Well yes sir, you seem to be short one ear."
The Admiral threw him out also.
The third interview was with the Marine Sergeant Major. He was articulate, extremely sharp, and seemed to know more than the two Master Chiefs put together. The Admiral wanted this guy, but went ahead with the same question.
"Do you notice anything different about me?"
To his surprise the Sergeant Major said, "Yes, sir. You wear conta ct lenses."
The Admiral was impressed and thought to himself, what an incredibly tactful Marine. "And how do you know that?" the Admiral asked.
The Sergeant Major replied, "Well sir, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with only one f**kin' ear."
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patlpp
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Check out this link for the answer if you must: Note triangle 2 has slightly higher slope.woah, fuck ya louis541, wtf?? lol trippy then a muh fuckka...
http://www.folj.com/puzzles/easy.htm
Winter Woman
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An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day
outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the local police station......
The conversation went like this:
Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?
And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn."
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a moment ...........................................
Father O'Malley then replied:
Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.
He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day
outside.
He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.
He promptly called the local police station......
The conversation went like this:
Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?
And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn."
Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!"
There was dead silence on the line for a moment ...........................................
Father O'Malley then replied:
Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin.
Winter Woman
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A wife asked her husband to describe her .....
He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'.
She said, 'What does that mean?'
He said: 'Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot'.
She said: 'Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K ?'
He said: I'm Just Kidding.....!!!
Philosophy "I don't know that I can't, therefore I can"
He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'.
She said, 'What does that mean?'
He said: 'Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot'.
She said: 'Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K ?'
He said: I'm Just Kidding.....!!!
Philosophy "I don't know that I can't, therefore I can"
Winter Woman
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ten characters
Winter Woman
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Yes, I did say OMG!
chillwills
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