Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS

hempstead

hempstead

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My friend emailed it to me this morning.

Very Short Story​
Man driving down road.​
Woman driving up same road.​
They pass each other.​
Woman yells out window, PIG!​
Man yells out window, BITCH!​
Man rounds next curve.​
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.​
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Thought For the Day:​
If men would just listen


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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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[video=youtube;wnvmVXJh9mo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnvmVXJh9mo[/video]

[video=youtube;UUHvpszbilc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUHvpszbilc[/video]

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hempstead

hempstead

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Found this one.
[video=youtube;nojWJ6-XmeQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nojWJ6-XmeQ&NR=1[/video]

and this one
[video=youtube;7nc47GM0BoU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nc47GM0BoU&feature=related[/video]
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Cletus is passing Billy Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What the heck're ya doing, Billy Bob?"

"Good Lord, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. 'But me 'n the Ol' Lady been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."
 
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