Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS

ThaConspiracy

ThaConspiracy

Well-Known Member
a local lawyer lol.. he has more that are funnier but they not on youtube yet.

[youtube]5HM6ZMmZEVQ[/youtube]

[youtube]bARGkTgRsLQ[/youtube]
 
D

Dirty Harry

Well-Known Member
LOL @ the stuck John Deere. That does happen in my state from time to time. Farmer out working the field and them come into a boggy area. Once you figure out what happened, YOU ARE STUCK.
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

Well-Known Member
What Exactly is Inside a Can of Whoop-ass?

a1.jpg

Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases.

"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"

[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Arial,Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!" [/FONT][/FONT]

[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Arial,Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"[/FONT][/FONT]

[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never [/FONT][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Solved Anything."[/FONT][/FONT]

[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]" U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."[/FONT][/FONT]

[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]" U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah"[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"Stop Global Whining"[/FONT]

[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify.[/FONT]

[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"[/FONT]

[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"[/FONT]

[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"[/FONT]

[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"[/FONT]

[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"[/FONT]

[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"[/FONT]

[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"[/FONT]

[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"[/FONT]

[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support "[/FONT]

[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"[/FONT]

[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"[/FONT]

[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]...and finally[/FONT]

[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don't have that problem[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Arial,Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]..... Ronald Reagan[/FONT][/FONT]
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

Well-Known Member
While creating husbands, God promised women
that good and ideal husbands would be found in
all corners of the world.

And then He made the earth round.

That God - He's such a joker.
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

Well-Known Member
Wisdom in Profound Truths.....
Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.

Good friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get hard.

Without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

Masturbation is like procrastination, it's all good and fun until you realize you are only screwing yourself.

Without a doubt, women are the foundation stone of society; but always remember who laid them!!!

Money is just like an arse .. everybody has it, but ... nobody wants to give it !!!

Men play the game. Women know the score.

Wives are funny creatures .... Wives don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.!?!?

Whenever you feel low, depressed or useless, remember that you are the same sperm that won a battle against a million others.

The most enjoyable form of sex education is the Braille method.

Here is the definition of divorce ... She gets the ring and the man gets the finger!!!

Mahatma Gandhi says..........'man who puts hand in bush is not always a gardener!!!'.












​
 
woodsmaneh!

woodsmaneh!

Well-Known Member
An old guy (not able to get in the best of shape from tennis) started working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing.

He asked the trainer who was nearby: "What machine in here should I use to make this body look attractive to someone like that sweet young thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said: "I'd try the ATM in the lobby."
 
D

Dirty Harry

Well-Known Member
woodsmaneh! said:
An old guy (not able to get in the best of shape from tennis) started working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing.

He asked the trainer who was nearby: "What machine in here should I use to make this body look attractive to someone like that sweet young thing over there?"

The trainer looked him up and down and said: "I'd try the ATM in the lobby."
Click to expand...
OK, fook me running. That caused me to choke on a beer.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top