What Exactly is Inside a Can of Whoop-ass?
Bumper-Stickers Seen On Military Bases.
"When In Doubt, Empty The Magazine"
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[FONT=Arial,Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"Marine Sniper - You can run, but you'll just die tired!" [/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial,Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"Machine Gunners - Accuracy By Volume"[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never [/FONT][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Solved Anything."[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]" U.S. Marines - Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club."[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]" U.S. Air Force - Travel Agents To Allah"[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"Stop Global Whining"[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don't Testify.[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"The Marine Corps - When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight"[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"Death Smiles At Everyone - Marines Smile Back"[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist? A Little Recoil"[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"Marines - Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775"[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It"[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon"[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"It's God's Job to Forgive Bin Laden - It's Our Job To Arrange The Meeting"[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl"[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"One Shot, Twelve Kills - U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support "[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College"[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy - Blessed Be The Peacemakers"[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.. If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran"[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]...and finally[/FONT]
[FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]"Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the U.S. ARMED FORCES don't have that problem[/FONT][/FONT][FONT=Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]
[FONT=Arial,Default Sans Serif,Verdana,Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif]..... Ronald Reagan[/FONT][/FONT]