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Winter Woman

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40 years of marriage..

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said,
'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to
each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my
darling husband
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen
Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but
an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but
my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish


So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92
years old.

The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember (fairies are female.....)
 

cannaboy

Well-Known Member
This is a chuckler.
[video=youtube;qg-heCy0CbQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qg-heCy0CbQ&feature=player_embedded#at=234[/video]
 

cannaboy

Well-Known Member
He's ok

[video=youtube;iig-Eq2biK4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iig-Eq2biK4&feature=player_embedded[/video]
 

Winter Woman

Well-Known Member
Doctor Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said:

'Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go Dave.'

But invariably another voice in his Head would bring him back to reality whispering:





Dave........ ......... ..........


Dave........ ......



YOU'RE A VETERINARIAN, YOU SICK BASTARD !!
 

Winter Woman

Well-Known Member
The ultimate politically-correct joke..

Apparently it's no longer politically-correct to direct a joke at any
racial or ethnic minority, so try this one:

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Ghurkha, a
Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a German, a Yank, an Egyptian, a Japanese,
a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn,
an Israeli, a DANE, and a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss,
a Greek, a Singaporean, an Italian, a Norwegian, a Libyan, a Muslim,
a Hindu, a Buddhist and an Ethiopian went to a night club.

The bouncer said, "Sorry, I can’t let you in without a Thai. "
 

Dirty Harry

Well-Known Member
If there is a line, I think you just crossed it LOL
I see nothing sexual about that pic, just factual. :)
If there is a crossed line, he sure as hell did it.

**END OF POLITICAL TALK THIS IS A FUNNY TOPIC AND I THINK IT"S FUNNY**
Discuss the like or dislike in another topic please.
 
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