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"Ya know, when I was 25 and got a hard-on, I couldn't bend it with both hands.

By the time I was 50, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried real hard.

By the time I was 60, I could bend it 20 degrees, no problem.

I'm gonna be 70 next week, and I can bend it in half with just one hand."

"So, what's your point?"

"Well, I'm just wondering how much stronger I'm gonna get!?"
 
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2012 Obama Stimulus Package.
It contained two watermelon seeds, cornbread mix, and 10 KFC coupons.
The directions were in Spanish.
 
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