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thump easy

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i was in second grade me and my cusin were given ten dollarin in 1986 so we go to the convinence store to buy a present for miss brown we walk along the iles n we spot a ladie in a silky white dress along the beach in a breeze with her arms out as if she were dancing in the wind... so we grab it n smell the box MMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! we take it to class we are all proud of the gift it just be perfume... the teacher asks us what is this n we say just open it she has a smile as she opens it maxi pads............ we got suspended no at a second grade level we didnt know what we did wrong that the last present any teacher ever got from us.....
 

Hydrotech364

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Thank you, DeWalt!!!



It can drive a 16-D nail through a 2x4 at 200 yards.
This makes construction a breeze, you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.
Just get your wife to hold the fence boards in place while you sit back,
and relax and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.
With the hundred round magazine, you can build the fence with a minimum of reloading. After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun, the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again.
 

PetFlora

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Test to prove dog is man's BFF

Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk for 2 hours

When you open it, you will know who is happy to see you
 
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