eye exaggerate
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...one word, Jock. ...looks more like a camel's nose to me 
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Razztafarai
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A nice xmas card for the missus 
Winter Woman
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Christmas thru children's eyes
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Dirty Harry
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Damn it! Videos here no longer work for me. I click them like normal, they show they are a link pic...but nothing happens. What changed? I haven't changed anything on my end security wise.
Winter Woman
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Michigan, Wisconsin and Ohio
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woodsmaneh!
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If you see 2 pigs and a piglet then everything is OK.
IF YOU SEE ANYTHING ELSE, PLEASE
MAKE AN URGENT APPOINTMENT FOR AN EYE TEST!!!
Jer La Mota
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Jer La Mota
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The picture below is a perfect example of how society is today! People hate on Pot Smokers thinking we are a bad influence in children and the world. When was the last time you heard of a pot smoker comitting a crime? All we really do is get high, eat some food and chill out. I personally hold the parents COMPLETELY RESPONSIBLE if their kids go astray. Dont blame their school, dont blame friends, dont blame society. It all starts at home. As a parent, you should set a good example and not nag you chil and tell them you cant do this or shouldnt do that.. They will DO IT! Guide them and encourage them
give them confidence and watch them succeed
So for all those parents that think Pot Smokers are a bad influence on your kids
Sick My Duck
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woodsmaneh!
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I went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting pedo and other names at me just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
Jer La Mota
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A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the Living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s**t! exclaimed the eager salesman.
Do you need chili sauce or ketchup with that? asked the lady.
The bewildered salesman asked, Why, madam?
Theres no electricity in the house said the lady
Winter Woman
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Verne was teeing off from the men's tee.
On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Joy, was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him.
Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly in the temple, killing her instantly.
A few days later, Verne got a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy. Coroner: "Verne, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force-trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that correct?"
Verne: "Yes, sir, that's correct."
Coroner: "Well, inexplicably I found a golf ball wedged up her ass. "
Verne: "Was it a Titleist 3?"
Coroner: "Yes, it was."
Verne: "That was my mulligan."
On his downswing, he realized that his wife, Joy, was teeing up on the woman's tee directly in front of him.
Unable to stop his swing, he nailed it, and hit her directly in the temple, killing her instantly.
A few days later, Verne got a call from the coroner regarding her autopsy. Coroner: "Verne, your wife seemed to have died from blunt force-trauma to the head. You said you hit a golf ball and hit her in the temple, is that correct?"
Verne: "Yes, sir, that's correct."
Coroner: "Well, inexplicably I found a golf ball wedged up her ass. "
Verne: "Was it a Titleist 3?"
Coroner: "Yes, it was."
Verne: "That was my mulligan."
curious old fart
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A driver was stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington,DC. Nothing was moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
cof
Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, collecting donations."
"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.
The man replies, "Roughly a gallon."
cof
curious old fart
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I just got off the phone with a friend living in North Dakota near the Canadian border.
He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, is nearly waist high and is still falling.
The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force.
His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.
He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.
cof
He said that since early this morning the snow has been coming down, is nearly waist high and is still falling.
The temperature is dropping way below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force.
His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.
He says that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.
cof
SublimeSilence
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