Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS

RyanTheRhino said:
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It gets lonely at the top!
 
putrid retch said:
Here's 1 where the dude didn't think this thing thru in the least...probably drunk.

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Man, that dude got some MAJOR burns out of that stunt. Stone sober or not, when fire hits your ass your going to clench like a son of a bitch. It would of probably took a truck to pull the stick from his cheeks at that moment. I think he earned some skin grafts and will have a life long phobia about fireworks.
 
Dirty Harry said:
Man, that dude got some MAJOR burns out of that stunt. Stone sober or not, when fire hits your ass your going to clench like a son of a bitch. It would of probably took a truck to pull the stick from his cheeks at that moment. I think he earned some skin grafts and will have a life long phobia about fireworks.
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LOL

I bet he puckers up each 4th of July.:mrgreen:
 
Dirty Harry said:
You can see the flash of sparks when it just takes off. I am thinking 120 volt electric mower connected to a 240 volt feed.
I personally say a shop vac sound like a jet engine before bursting into flames when a fault in the electrical panel put 240 volts onto a 120 volt outlet.
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How on God's green Earth can a panel "fault" a 220V line into a 110V outlet? Someone HAD to change a wire, taking the neutral off the outlet feed and replacing it with a 110V leg... It is physically impossible to have this happen without human intervention...
 
sfttailpaul said:
How on God's green Earth can a panel "fault" a 220V line into a 110V outlet? Someone HAD to change a wire, taking the neutral off the outlet feed and replacing it with a 110V leg... It is physically impossible to have this happen without human intervention...
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It was a conversion from a grocery store into apartments. 120 breakers have one wire and take one slot, 220 breakers have two wires and take two slots...But I guess when the panel has three phase power and a 120 breaker is installed in the wrong slot, you can get 220. I looked at it and it looked 120 to me, but 220 was measured from the single breaker slot.
 
In California a Blind couple went to court over complaints that they didn’t pick up the droppings of their guide dog as mandated by law.

The judge dropped the case based on the fact that they couldn’t see shit.
 
I am high and don't remember if I posted this... If I did, sorry...But if your smoke is good, you won't remember anyway. :eyesmoke:

Wife texts husband on a cold winters morning:
"Windows frozen."

Husband texts back:
"Pour some luke warm water over it."

Wife texts back:
"Computer completely down now"
 
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