budlover13
King Tut
Is there such a thing as aged sushi?
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Dirty Harry
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Change that, probably like kimshee, and smells as bad.
budlover13
King Tut
Just googled it. Sounds like Korean sauerkraut.
Hydrotech364
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I was in S, Korea once and that's all they eat.When they sweat it's like rotten cabbage.
budlover13
King Tut
Lol. My aunt used to make sauerkraut in a bucket in her closet. i know what you mean.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
[video]http://www.flowgo.com/funny/12842_my-nipples-smell-like-sauerkraut.html[/video]
dang Import Video feature chokes on anything not YouTube. cn
dang Import Video feature chokes on anything not YouTube. cn
Dirty Harry
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I liked due to the "EEEWWWWwoooooo" factor.
Kind of sounds like Peter Griffin from The Family Guy.
imchucky666
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Ya. It's called cat food.
imchucky666
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Kim Chee is pickled cabbage, a side dish or condiment, has nothing to do with sushi or sashimi.
imchucky666
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Winter Woman
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
WW, between my sauerkraut and your hardwood, I'd have to say we're not in our best form. cn
D3monic
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WW, between my sauerkraut and your hardwood, I'd have to say we're not in our best form. cn
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Oh this is awful. cn
imchucky666
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imchucky666
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The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said
'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign
exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he
said.
"Very good! -- Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
People, shall not perish from the Earth'?" Again, no response except from
Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
"Excellent!" said the teacher continuing, "Let's try one a bit more
difficult -- Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what
you can do for your country'?"
Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F.
Kennedy, 1961."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of
yourselves, Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about our
history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F_ _ k the Japs."
"Who said that? -- I want to know right now!?" she angrily demanded. Little
Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke.' The teacher
glares around and asks, 'All right! -- Now who said that?" Again, Little
Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? -- Suck this!" Little Akio
jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill
Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit! -- If you say
anything else -- I'll kill you!" Little Akio frantically yells at the top of
his voice, "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004."
The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor,
someone said, "Oh shit, We're screwed!" Little Akio said quietly, "The
American people, November 4, 2008.
'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign
exchange student from Japan , who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775," he
said.
"Very good! -- Who said, 'Government of the People, by the People, for the
People, shall not perish from the Earth'?" Again, no response except from
Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."
"Excellent!" said the teacher continuing, "Let's try one a bit more
difficult -- Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what
you can do for your country'?"
Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F.
Kennedy, 1961."
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of
yourselves, Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about our
history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F_ _ k the Japs."
"Who said that? -- I want to know right now!?" she angrily demanded. Little
Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke.' The teacher
glares around and asks, 'All right! -- Now who said that?" Again, Little
Akio says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? -- Suck this!" Little Akio
jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, "Bill
Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit! -- If you say
anything else -- I'll kill you!" Little Akio frantically yells at the top of
his voice, "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004."
The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor,
someone said, "Oh shit, We're screwed!" Little Akio said quietly, "The
American people, November 4, 2008.
