Noobie cough syrup
A pharmacist walks into his store to find a guy leaning heavily aganst a wall.
He asks the noobie clerk whats going on?
The clerk responds " Well he came in here this morning looking for something for his cough, I couldn't find the cough syrup so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative"
The pharmacist yells "You idiot, you can't treat a cough with a laxative!"
The noobie clerk responds "Of course you can! Look at him..... he's afraid to cough!"