Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS
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lokie
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true but I am sure there are creative ways to stave off frostbite.
PetFlora
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All political corporate sponsors are scum. They move back and forth between their monster entities and politics
PetFlora
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You should expect that when marrying a college boy
Winter Woman
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Well now, he hasn't so far, but now that you brought it up....
Winter Woman
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A crusty old Navy Master Chief found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college.
There was no shortage of young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Master Chief for conversation.
"Excuse me Master Chief, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said "It looks like you've seen a lot of deployments."
"Yes ma'am, a lot of deployments."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Master Chief just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am"
"Well, there you go. No wander you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955?" She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare cheat and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
The Master Chief said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
There was no shortage of young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Master Chief for conversation.
"Excuse me Master Chief, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?"
"Negative ma'am. Just serious by nature."
The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said "It looks like you've seen a lot of deployments."
"Yes ma'am, a lot of deployments."
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up. Relax and enjoy yourself."
The Master Chief just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"
"1955, ma'am"
"Well, there you go. No wander you're so serious. You really need to chill out! I mean, no sex since 1955?" She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare cheat and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."
The Master Chief said, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."
Samwell Seed Well
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imchucky666
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HEY! Who stole the clothes off of Gangapussy's avatar?
Winter Woman
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Yikes! He looks like he came right out of StarWars
VILEPLUME
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Sometimes when I read these quotes about "art degrees" or "art students" I wonder who gave up on their dream? I would take a low income job I love over a good income job that I hate.
guy incognito
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They didn't give up on them, they just changed the status to a hobby and pursued a more reasonable profession where the degree has practical applications.
Winter Woman
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imchucky666
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Yes, the "Ewoks" I think they were..............
No offense WW., not directed towards you.
lokie
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just don't take his word for it. he will tea bag your drink just for his own maniacal purposes.
