A husband and wife were vacationing in Alaska when they decided to go out on a charter fishing boat. A large wave washed her overboard where she disappeared immediately. The Coast Guard were called out for the search and the husband went back to his hotel to await the outcome. Six hours later a CG officer calls on the man at the hotel.
"Sir, we dragged the bottom and managed to snag your wife's body, when we pulled her up there were 12 huge king crabs attached to her feeding on her body. But we do have some good news."
"Good news!? What kind of fucking good news could there be!?"
"Well sir.....were pulling her up again tomorrow."