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herbose

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Jesus and Moses out golfing. Jesus tees up at a short 3 par with a water hazard right in the middle of the fairway. He get out his 9 iron and Moses says: "That's not enough club for you Jesus."

Jesus: "This is how Arnold Palmer does it."

Moses: "I'm telling you that's not enough club."

Jesus: "And I'm telling you this is how Arnold Palmer does it!"

Moses: "Suit yourself, up to you."

So Jesus swings and the ball goes almost straight up then lands in the water.

Jesus: "I'm gonna take that one over." and heads for the water.

Moses: "Stay here, I'll get it."

Moses goes to the water, parts it and walks down to retrieved the ball. He gives the ball to Jesus who tees up and grabs his 9 iron again.

Moses: "How many times do I have to tell you the 9's not enough club?"

Jesus: "AND HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THIS IS HOW ARNOLD PALMER DOES IT?"

Jesus swings, the ball goes almost straight up and lands in the water.

Jesus: "I'll get this one."

He's walking around on top of the water when a foursome arrives at the tee.

Golfer looking at the guy walking on the water says "Who does that guy think he is, Jesus Christ?"

Moses: "No, unfortunately he thinks he's Arnold Palmer."
 
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