I was compelled to look into this.
The Base Commander acknowledged there was a fire on base that damaged 2 planes. Not reporting that it was a friendly fire accident.
An F-16 aircraft has been completely destroyed after exploding at a Belgian military base, according to the country’s Air Force. Two people have reportedly been injured, and a second plane was damaged. “A fire was declared during maintenance work on an F-16” in Florennes, the Air Force wrote on...
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I do not believe shitting in the cup will be an acceptable answer.