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Well if they would of started with a smokin hot girl in the first place..... Don't get me wrong that chick was alright but not super hot.
 
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hahaha wow
 
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Response from the teacher:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True or False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C
 
you know i never noticed it before but jesus does seem like a commie lovin no job ass hippie:bigjoint:



i mean did jesus have a job or did he just walk around shooting the shit with everyone? ..beggin for sandwiches

oh yeah with his 12 homies. he had a lot of friends ill give em that. thats a shit load of people to always be hangin out with tho i bet they got real roudy on the weekendsbongsmilie

 
you know i never noticed it before but jesus does seem like a commie lovin no job ass hippie:bigjoint:



i mean did jesus have a job or did he just walk around shooting the shit with everyone? ..beggin for sandwiches

oh yeah with his 12 homies. he had a lot of friends ill give em that. thats a shit load of people to always be hangin out with tho i bet they got real roudy on the weekendsbongsmilie
He was a carpenter. :bigjoint:
 
yeah tomato is right heres a pic of him working with his dad when he was a kid

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holy shit heres another one after he got older, is this photo shopped? it cant be real



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Didn't he build an impossible staircase or something that should of fell down as soon as someone stepped on it but never did?
Then he just walked off without gettin paid. Fuckin hippie can't even remember to pick up his paycheck. :D
 
No, it has hubcaps, or whatever, but obviously not the kind of rims that we all know they meant, which are the rollin on 22's bling bling blang type rims.

So /you fail

:razz:

Those are some badass rims. They aren't chrome or giant, but those are not no damn hubcaps. Those are some bangin' rims even if they don't fit the preconceived notion of the rims that should be on a metallic green car with money on the side. No one agree?
 
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Response from the teacher:

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students' final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True or False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It's as if you didn't look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

P.S. If all else fails, go with B from now on.
B is the new C

B is the new C - now thats some funny shit
is he saying if you would have answered b you would have at least passed
 
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