I found this comment on the fresh prince video and thought it was funny.
In downtown Pakistan, Born and Raised, In a mud hut where I spend most of my days, Chillin' out, maxin' scrapping for food, And shootin up Infidels outside of the school, When a couple of clouds, that were up to no good, Start soaking everything in my neighbourhood, We had one big flood but nobody cared, So we're all moving to England where we get free healthcare.