Pix That Make You LOL-Warning-SNWS

I saw that movie. That kid who thought he was a robot was fucking bat shit insane.
Ok movie, but funny as hell when smoking.

I don't have the ball to do this.

[youtube]Ve15rZvRlfI[/youtube]

Lordie, lordie, where is it that they load a trucks like that? Do you think it's photo shopped?

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Winter Woman said:

Lordie, lordie, where is it that they load a trucks like that? Do you think it's photo shopped?

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I think it is real. I have seen trains from different 3rd world countries where people are clinging to the train just like all that baggage. When you need to get your ass out of an area, some places have become very good on max. loading.

Remember, there are few if any traffic rules in a lot of places.

Sometime I forget how good I have it, even if I do live in Michigan.

Dirty Harry said:

I think it is real. I have seen trains from different 3rd world countries where people are clinging to the train just like all that baggage. When you need to get your ass out of an area, some places have become very good on max. loading.

Remember, there are few if any traffic rules in a lot of places.

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STC (Senior Texting Code)


Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.




ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

I like the frog.

Closest call with a train that I've ever seen.

[youtube]b6VOLXKRXRs[/youtube]

That almost looked like a zero damage snow cushioned push out of the way.
I sure as hell didn't see the tracks.

Winter Woman said:

Closest call with a train that I've ever seen.

[youtube]b6VOLXKRXRs[/youtube]

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I think the same thing. It also looked like they might have turned the wheel and moved at just the right time to coincide with that snow cushioned push. Either way, thank goodness, the train wasn't going real fast.

Dirty Harry said:

That almost looked like a zero damage snow cushioned push out of the way.
I sure as hell didn't see the tracks.

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I think she got her white smacked out of her.......

[youtube]flMYR_qeyNc[/youtube]

You do know there are no terrorists?

I think a video like this was posted already, but I can't remember if it was the same exact one. Either way, it was really funny IMO, and it was probably posted a million pages back anyway. So, here it is:

[video=youtube;jILuJEeuIdg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jILuJEeuIdg&feature=player_embedded[/video]

Well, after that one ^^^^this seems either needed or pointless. LOL.

Thought it was cute and something you could show the kids.

http://www.jacquielawson.com/viewcard.asp?code=2007134554829&source=jl999