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No joke... this was in the selection of 50 cent machines at WalMart

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this finally has logic...
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Which, technically, is ten minutes off your life. Because you are wasting your time smoking the fucking cigarette to begin with.

Fucking fuckers over in the fucking tobacco fucking fuck plants who fucking do the fucking shit they fucking do, fucking fuckers.
 
[video=youtube;5drjr9PmTMA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=5drjr9PmTMA[/video]

"when will then be now?"
".....soon!"
 
Man orders breakfast at a diner. The waitress brings his food and he notices she has her thumb under his eggs. When she brings his coffee, he sees that she has her thumb in the coffee. Hes says to her "Why don't you stick that thumb of yours up your ass?". She replies " I'm sorry sir, I have bad arthritis in that thumb but I can only do that when I am back in the kitchen."
 
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