Please check my eyes please are they red???

Lol, um, yeah, they're pretty red.
o man my moms gonna be so pissed if she finds out i smoked something but im in my room pretending to study. when she came home and walked in my room she said "something smells wierd in here" twice. do u think she can tell? how do i fool her?

i only have generic artificial tears, not visine or anything
 

YGrow

Active Member
Tell her it must be allergies. That's the excuse I used for all the years I lived with my parents. Of course, I really did have pretty bad allergies. If you don't have allergies, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe tell her you broke up with a girl and you've been crying. Or you heard about Gary Coleman dying and it made you sad. Just for future reference, it's not such a great idea to smoke out in your bedroom in your mom's house. Moms always have great noses, for some reason. Mine used to make me let her smell my breath every time I came home and she could always tell if I'd smoke or drank. Bottom line, deny deny deny everything. Even if she catches you red handed, just act stupid. Mine once found weed in a container in my car and I just went, "I don't know how that got there. Seriously."
 
Tell her it must be allergies. That's the excuse I used for all the years I lived with my parents. Of course, I really did have pretty bad allergies. If you don't have allergies, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe tell her you broke up with a girl and you've been crying. Or you heard about Gary Coleman dying and it made you sad. Just for future reference, it's not such a great idea to smoke out in your bedroom in your mom's house. Moms always have great noses, for some reason. Mine used to make me let her smell my breath every time I came home and she could always tell if I'd smoke or drank. Bottom line, deny deny deny everything. Even if she catches you red handed, just act stupid. Mine once found weed in a container in my car and I just went, "I don't know how that got there. Seriously."
allergy excuse is not going to work ive never had allergies ever and im 22
 

Sr. Verde

Well-Known Member
Tell her it must be allergies. That's the excuse I used for all the years I lived with my parents. Of course, I really did have pretty bad allergies. If you don't have allergies, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe tell her you broke up with a girl and you've been crying. Or you heard about Gary Coleman dying and it made you sad. Just for future reference, it's not such a great idea to smoke out in your bedroom in your mom's house. Moms always have great noses, for some reason. Mine used to make me let her smell my breath every time I came home and she could always tell if I'd smoke or drank. Bottom line, deny deny deny everything. Even if she catches you red handed, just act stupid. Mine once found weed in a container in my car and I just went, "I don't know how that got there. Seriously."

:lol: :lol:
 

NLXSK1

Well-Known Member
You are a 22 year old guy who is freaking out about smoking pot in his moms house.

Dude, you have bigger problems than red eyes...
 

jumboSWISHER

Well-Known Member
naw, time to take a walk and smoke a jay, then tell ur mom YOUR 22!!
seriously...
i mean i always respect my parents, and any elder what so ever. but ur grown. and should b able to make your own decisions... (as long as its not in her house haha)
 

......

Well-Known Member
Tell her it must be allergies. That's the excuse I used for all the years I lived with my parents. Of course, I really did have pretty bad allergies. If you don't have allergies, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe tell her you broke up with a girl and you've been crying. Or you heard about Gary Coleman dying and it made you sad. Just for future reference, it's not such a great idea to smoke out in your bedroom in your mom's house. Moms always have great noses, for some reason. Mine used to make me let her smell my breath every time I came home and she could always tell if I'd smoke or drank. Bottom line, deny deny deny everything. Even if she catches you red handed, just act stupid. Mine once found weed in a container in my car and I just went, "I don't know how that got there. Seriously."
WHAT! Gary Coleman is dead?
 

jumboSWISHER

Well-Known Member
yup =[
i seen a fucked up pic of him wit tubes n shit hooked up ta him in sum magazine at albertsons. think its fake, lol
but yea hes gone bro...
 
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