ExDex1x1
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So I was driving around with a couple of buddies, smokin up on a mini zong that my friend just purchased at a local headshop. We're driving around for a few hours, all high as hell, driving the speed limit doing everything right using turn signals yadda yadda covering my ass as usual.
All of a sudden, I see lights behind me, my buddy stashes the bong, stashes the weed all in an airtight stash box, tucks it under the passenger seat. Everyone in the car freaking out, with the exception of myself, because I'm thinking I've done nothing wrong.
Officer walks up to the window, I roll it down, turn off the car as he instructs, lookin red eyed and hazy as shit. He asks me the dumb question, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" I reply no sir, I believe I was going very close to the speed limit, I was distracted for a moment by a driver who cut infront of me. He tells me he pulled me over for going 48 in a 45. Seriously struggled not to laugh at this.
Of course, we just had a bunch of weed out and we were smoking so it kinda reeked, but some what covered by cigarette smell since my buddies in back were having a square before we got pulled over. So he asks the next dumb question "What have you guys been smoking in this car son?" I look him in the eyes, high as 1000 fucks, and calmly reply "Sir, my friends were just having a cigarette in the back seat, they're both over 18 if you'd like they can pass you identification for you to verify." so he mentions he smells marijuana, and this was the moment I've been waiting for for SOOOOOOO long. You see, my uncle is a lawyer. This cop was fucked from square one. Calmly, again, I reply "Sir, if you don't mind, it's awfully late and I have work in the morning, if you don't mind I would like to just take my speeding ticket and be on my way." He asks if he can search the car, and I remind him kindly that I was pulled over for speeding, not for any other reason, and that if he had any other questions that were beyond the scope of his investigation into my speeding, that my lawyer would gladly facilitate him.
The officer stares me in the eyes, gives me the look that he knows I'm fucking high as hell, I stare him down, and he says, "Don't let me catch you speeding again, and please get out of my jurisdiction safely."
He walks back to his car, like a chump. No speeding ticket because he knew it would get thrown out in court, or at MAX a $40 fine.
Drive away, turn the corner, get to the next township, bust out the bong and resume the festivities.
Know your rights. When you're pulled over don't throw your shit out the window, don't panic. The officer can ONLY investigate anything involving the original purpose for pulling you over. The ONLY way you can get caught for marijuana possession or being under the influence is if you get pulled over for driving like you're drunk. When you're driving high obey every law to the best of your ability and stay straight. No swerving and no questionable u-turns or any dumb shit.
Stay safe and happy toking.
All of a sudden, I see lights behind me, my buddy stashes the bong, stashes the weed all in an airtight stash box, tucks it under the passenger seat. Everyone in the car freaking out, with the exception of myself, because I'm thinking I've done nothing wrong.
Officer walks up to the window, I roll it down, turn off the car as he instructs, lookin red eyed and hazy as shit. He asks me the dumb question, "Do you know how fast you were going back there?" I reply no sir, I believe I was going very close to the speed limit, I was distracted for a moment by a driver who cut infront of me. He tells me he pulled me over for going 48 in a 45. Seriously struggled not to laugh at this.
Of course, we just had a bunch of weed out and we were smoking so it kinda reeked, but some what covered by cigarette smell since my buddies in back were having a square before we got pulled over. So he asks the next dumb question "What have you guys been smoking in this car son?" I look him in the eyes, high as 1000 fucks, and calmly reply "Sir, my friends were just having a cigarette in the back seat, they're both over 18 if you'd like they can pass you identification for you to verify." so he mentions he smells marijuana, and this was the moment I've been waiting for for SOOOOOOO long. You see, my uncle is a lawyer. This cop was fucked from square one. Calmly, again, I reply "Sir, if you don't mind, it's awfully late and I have work in the morning, if you don't mind I would like to just take my speeding ticket and be on my way." He asks if he can search the car, and I remind him kindly that I was pulled over for speeding, not for any other reason, and that if he had any other questions that were beyond the scope of his investigation into my speeding, that my lawyer would gladly facilitate him.
The officer stares me in the eyes, gives me the look that he knows I'm fucking high as hell, I stare him down, and he says, "Don't let me catch you speeding again, and please get out of my jurisdiction safely."
He walks back to his car, like a chump. No speeding ticket because he knew it would get thrown out in court, or at MAX a $40 fine.
Drive away, turn the corner, get to the next township, bust out the bong and resume the festivities.
Know your rights. When you're pulled over don't throw your shit out the window, don't panic. The officer can ONLY investigate anything involving the original purpose for pulling you over. The ONLY way you can get caught for marijuana possession or being under the influence is if you get pulled over for driving like you're drunk. When you're driving high obey every law to the best of your ability and stay straight. No swerving and no questionable u-turns or any dumb shit.
Stay safe and happy toking.
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