POLITICS FOR DUMMIES:
FASCISM:
You have two cows. State takes both of them and sells you the milk.
NAZISM:
You have two cows. State takes both of them and shoots you.
BUREAUCRACY:
You have two cows. State takes both of them, kills one and spills the milk down the drain.
DEMOCRAT / SOCIALIST (Same thing these days...)
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. The government takes one
and gives it to someone else. Barbara Streisand sings for you.
REPUBLICAN
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?
COMMUNIST
You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is
good.
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FASCISM:
You have two cows. State takes both of them and sells you the milk.
NAZISM:
You have two cows. State takes both of them and shoots you.
BUREAUCRACY:
You have two cows. State takes both of them, kills one and spills the milk down the drain.
DEMOCRAT / SOCIALIST (Same thing these days...)
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. The government takes one
and gives it to someone else. Barbara Streisand sings for you.
REPUBLICAN
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?
COMMUNIST
You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it.
It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is
good.
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