Poor Noobs

I was at a party with my buddy and we were out on this kids balcony passing a hitter. This other kid we know comes out and we were bullshitting. I went into the dugout and got a freshy, hold it up to the kid, and ask if he wants a few rips. He grabs it, turns and looks at it, and proceeeds to say " Man, I ain't gonna get high off this." Alright bro I'm thinking, and pass him the lighter. My buddys laughing because this kids a lightweight and he has a good 3 rips in his hand of super skunk.

So, this fool proceeds to take one big rip. He holds it for all of 5 seconds, starts coughing like a bastard, then goes and blows chunks all over the side of my buddys house. Dude, we laughed for an hour at least. When we finally stopped we grabbed the kid whose house it was and show him someones chicken dripping down the house, and on his mothers window. He was so pissed, and then we laughed at him for another hour.

your opening line with a new circle of friends will make or break you.

Opening line? LOL, like stand up comedians?

fureelz said:

lol stroking the bong.....nice. how many people have you seen throw up after taking a fat rip?

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lol too many to count, Ive seen two people throw up in 1 sesh. It was off a fat blunt, he hits it, pulls away and while the first cough was coming he puked all over the ground and on he shoes. later were walkin around and were like wtf is that smell, we all burst out laughing as his shoes are still covered in puke