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charface

charface

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mr sunshine said:
You haven't lived till you scratched in between ichy toes with the top part of a tube sock turned inside out. you would think a person as athletic as me would have an endless supply of athletes foot, thats not the case.
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Dude, im bout to be your hero.
Invest in some athletes foot,
Get a good case.

Now rub your feet in your underwear
Then wear the same clothes a few days
sweat a bunch.
No bathing.
Boom bitch...
Sweet miserable itchy mess down there.

Scratch at that shit all you like.
Its amazing.

Have the boi friend put on some lee press on nails.

You stretch your ball sack out like a sail while he scratches it.

On weed!!!
 
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Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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charface said:
Dude, im bout to be your hero.
Invest in some athletes foot,
Get a good case.

Now rub your feet in your underwear
Then wear the same clothes a few days
sweat a bunch.
No bathing.
Boom bitch...
Sweet miserable itchy mess down there.

Scratch at it shit all you like.
Its amazing.

Have the boi friend put on some lee press on nails.

You stretch your ball sack out like a sail while he scratches it.

On weed!!!
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Fucking priceless! +rep
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

Well-Known Member
charface said:
Dude, im bout to be your hero.
Invest in some athletes foot,
Get a good case.

Now rub your feet in your underwear
Then wear the same clothes a few days
sweat a bunch.
No bathing.
Boom bitch...
Sweet miserable itchy mess down there.

Scratch at it shit all you like.
Its amazing.

Have the boi friend put on some lee press on nails.

You stretch your ball sack out like a sail while he scratches it.

On weed!!!
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Have you ever been in a public place when out of nowhere your asshole starts itching like never before? Happened to me a few times at Walmart. I tried taking lunging steps to get some friction in between my cheeks but it hardly ever works. If we're by the clothing I back up into a rack and go to town. If we're anywhere else I lunge towards the restroom to go wipe my ass. I like the finger though because you can lightly scratch and make it last longer. Sometimes I just rub around the hole,but not in a gay way. did you know that if you scratch your ass with your finger and you don't wash your hands the smell will eventually leave on its own?
 
charface

charface

Well-Known Member
mr sunshine said:
Have you ever been in a public place when out of nowhere your asshole starts itching like never before? Happened to me a few times at Walmart. I tried taking lunging steps to get some friction in between my cheeks but it hardly ever works. If we're by the clothing I back up into a rack and go to town. If we're anywhere else I lunge towards the restroom to go wipe my ass. I like the finger though because you can lightly scratch and make it last longer. Sometimes I just rub around the hole,but not in a gay way. did you know that if you scratch your ass with your finger and you don't wash your hands the smell will eventually leave on its own?
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Yeah,
Its always amazing that i can stink my finger up through underwear.

I gues its more a musk than a stink imho.

My old boss had the itch bad.
He would clench his cheeks and release rapidly until it was satiated.

Best part is that he was so intense about it his mouth also puckered.

We never spoke of it so im not sure he knew I knew but it was hilarious.

I would be telling him about something in the shop and he was doing ass clenches and making kissy faces while staring right in my eyes.

Old people are adorable
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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charface said:
Yeah,
Its always amazing that i can stink my finger up through underwear.

I gues its more a musk than a stink imho.

My old boss had the itch bad.
He would clench his cheeks and release rapidly until it was satiated.

Best part is that he was so intense about it his mouth also puckered.

We never spoke of it so im not sure he knew I knew but it was hilarious.

I would be telling him about something in the shop and he was doing ass clenches and making kissy faces while staring right in my eyes.

Old people are adorable
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Lmfao... your x boss sounds like a hoot... my girlfriend says Im always scratching my balls or adjusting my dick in front of people. I think she's lies because why would I do that?
 
mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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charface said:
Like i always say when Im asked.
"it for sure wasn't meant in a sexual way officer"
A lawyer taught me that
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Last week this swinger cop came into the bar and started hitting on our waitress. He then started showing the entire bar semi nude pictures of his wife that was sitting beside him. (That part was cool).. then he says to our waitress . "You know you have to do if you get pulled over right? Show your boobs". It was weird... this was a pointless story, I'm sorry.
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
mr sunshine said:
Last week this swinger cop came into the bar and started hitting on our waitress. He then started showing the entire bar semi nude pictures of his wife that was sitting beside him. (That part was cool).. then he says to our waitress . "You know you have to do if you get pulled over right? Show your boobs". It was weird... this was a pointless story, I'm sorry.
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Naw you got it off your chest; let the healing begin
 
charface

charface

Well-Known Member
mr sunshine said:
Last week this swinger cop came into the bar and started hitting on our waitress. He then started showing the entire bar semi nude pictures of his wife that was sitting beside him. (That part was cool).. then he goes to our waitress . You know you have to do if you get pulled over right? Show your boobs. It was weird... this was a pointless story, I'm sorry.
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I find the tale very valuable,
This cop sounds like a party.
Which means if you buddied up with him for a week you should have enough dirt on him to own his ass.

Imagine you guys are at a party, now if he wants to keep his job he will have to let you twirl his guns, play with the siren and all that shit.
Prolly wonk his wife's boobies as well
 
ebgood

ebgood

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mr sunshine said:
Last week this swinger cop came into the bar and started hitting on our waitress. He then started showing the entire bar semi nude pictures of his wife that was sitting beside him. (That part was cool).. then he says to our waitress . "You know you have to do if you get pulled over right? Show your boobs". It was weird... this was a pointless story, I'm sorry.
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If u saw nipples..it wasnt pointless
 
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