[Potheads get in here] Have you ever been so stoned...

Sr. Verde

Sr. Verde

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Have you ever been so stoned that you locked yourself inside your own house?

that one just happened to me :leaf:



...GO!
 
we have double deadbolts - i don't have to be stoned to do that, i just have to lose my keys.

(and yes. yes i have been.)
 
I've been so stoned, that I woke up sitting on the toilet having dropped the cosby kids off at the pool hours before. I was fucking baked.
 
I have told this story here before but, When I was in H.S some of my buddies got really really high. we were walking around the horse park (they were having a rodeo earlier that day) and we saw an airstream trailer converted into a ice cream vendor. We were all stoned and I walked up and pounded on the door saying I want some ice cream! well I tried the door and it was unlocked. No one was around and it was getting dark so we just decided to "load up on the munchies". Walking around with a 5gal bucket of ice cream is really hard. We took a lot of shit and had snacks for days. I feel bad about it now but it is still a funny story to tell.
 
personally, my highest experience was after i got done blazing 3 blunts back-to-back & on the ride back home it felt like i was hovering.

A funny ass experience w/ a friend of mine was when he went to the bathroom & took a shit; he came out, sat down for about 10min. before he decided to change the channel. He thought he had the channel changer in his hand, but when he lifted his hand he still had the roll of toilet paper. :) he was baked.
 
akgrown said:
I have told this story here before but, When I was in H.S some of my buddies got really really high. we were walking around the horse park (they were having a rodeo earlier that day) and we saw an airstream trailer converted into a ice cream vendor. We were all stoned and I walked up and pounded on the door saying I want some ice cream! well I tried the door and it was unlocked. No one was around and it was getting dark so we just decided to "load up on the munchies". Walking around with a 5gal bucket of ice cream is really hard. We took a lot of shit and had snacks for days. I feel bad about it now but it is still a funny story to tell.
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So its true......drugs lead to crime..................
 
mushroom once got me to that point. was at a friends house,bab bad music on, i kinda bugged out and told one of boys i had to go home. got home when straight up to my room lock myself in. ahhhhhh safety!!
 
I got so stoned it took me 10 minutes to put on sneakers, without socks, so I could take 2 steps out my back door and smoke a cigarette. My girl would noooot stop laughing at me
 
ON 4/20 before i started smoking dank me and 6 other guys went in on an ounce. Spent all day driving around in an old "maxi" van, by the time 4:20 got there, i could not hit the bong. I could not hold the bong, light the lighter and inhale all at once. Luckily everyone else was too stoned to notice, and there was joints going around too those i could hit. Funny thing is these days a 1/6 th of an oz in a day wouldn't be hard at all, or really unusual for me. LoL how times change.
 
TruenoAE86coupe said:
ON 4/20 before i started smoking dank me and 6 other guys went in on an ounce. Spent all day driving around in an old "maxi" van, by the time 4:20 got there, i could not hit the bong. I could not hold the bong, light the lighter and inhale all at once. Luckily everyone else was too stoned to notice, and there was joints going around too those i could hit. Funny thing is these days a 1/6 th of an oz in a day wouldn't be hard at all, or really unusual for me. LoL how times change.
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cool story man..
 
A couple months ago me and 4 buddies took my truck drove like an hour into the woods offroading kinda and we parked and smoked 4 blunts full of kush and some hash that one of us had, after about 2 hours in a fishbowled truck I tried driving us home and couldn't find the way out on what was basically a dirt road some how we eneded up going off the road into the woods and getting lost thank god for navigation on phones.
 
One time... at bandcamp.. (not really) I blazed a huge mo-fuggin joint with a friend of mine and proceeded to watched him lay in the middle of the road on his stomach with his arms stretched out. When I asked him what he was doing, he replied; "Dude.... I'm flying".
 
I got so stoned on new years eve just gone, that i came back un after a big joint and a beer in the garden to find i'd somehow double locked the door on myself, so at about 11:30 i was sat at the top of the stairs near tears over how fucking retarded i was, maybe 20 minutes goes by and i realise that if you dead lock the door, you can't close it, so i stood up and turned the key the other way and i was in. I've only been living here what, many years, i'm a right dozy prick at times :lol:
 
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