LOL. The brownie worked great; just made me feel really relaxed. About an hour ago I also ate a piece of the apple butter bar. I needed a spoon to eat it with ...but that's ok. Now I'm super relaxed but my wife is watching a stupid chick flick in the bedroom. I think I'll go shower and hit it.
BTW, this is only the second time I've ever ate pot. ...except for that time I tried to eat a joint and a half. The cops pulled me over and I had smoked half a joint. I had gone over to a friends house and we smoked together every day. This day he had a date so he didn't want to smoke so I smoked 1/2 the thing by myself. By the time the cop had gotten to the window I had put the 1.5 j's in my mouth and was chewing furiously trying to swallow it. The bad news is that I already had 2-3 big pieces of grape bubble gum in my mouth. The pot, paper, and bubble gum blended and, of course I knew I could not swallow it anyway now. My mouth was so dry I could not have swallowed for anything. The *really* funny part was when the cop came to my window and asked to see my drivers license. I pulled my wallet out and instinctively opened the top "money" slot. Then I thought "Did he just ask me for money?" "Am I supposed to give him some money?" This did not sound right that he would have asked for money so I thought "I'll just look through my wallet and maybe I'll recognize whatever it was he asked for." Finally, after maybe 10 seconds, I saw my drivers license. It was one of the happiest moments of my life and I had to stifle the job because of the situation. I had a tail light out. I told the cop I would get it fixed first thing tomorrow and he just gave me a warning. I spit the big blob of pot/paper/gum out and went home.
Man, I'm fucked up.