"Practical LSD Manufacture" Spread this document!!!

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ProfessorMembrane

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LSD has become a rare and often dangerous thing in today's world. Home chemists who cut their teeth on methanphetamines think they have the skills & knowledge needed to make this amazing chemical compound, but if they had just taken 2 hours to read this book, the country would be awash in pure, clean LSD.

Practical LSD Manufacture by Uncle Fester
 
ProfessorMembrane

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as you are said:
wow, that is pretty extensive... im definitly going to have to give it a read...
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LSD is the most beneficial artificial drug in existence. Tests conducted on different types of addicts (Meth, Heroin, Alcohol) recorded a 90% success rate in rehabilitation when LSD was introduced as a part of treatment!

LSD can be very imply explained as functioning by allowing the unconscious & conscious minds to become one. As barriers between the two zones of thought are brought down, this is said to explain the fantastic images & concepts associated with LSD, as the unconscious mind begins to flood the conscious mind with intense dream-like images & sensations. Negative emotional constructs which cause us to lead negative lives full of strife & addiction often lie buried in the unconscious, and those who are able to recognize these constructs during their experience become virtually sickened by the prospect of continuing down the path forced on them by harmful unconscious processes.
 
ProfessorMembrane

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This is the simplified version. Understanding the patent documentation that was originally issued for the manufacture of LSD is nearly impossible for anyone who has not completed college level chemistry courses, this version is readable for even the simplest minded of people, even they need to know what the proper names are for these chemicals instead of just LSA & LSD ;)
 
MEANGREEN69

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ProfessorMembrane said:
You probably don't understand a word it says ;)

You don't have to say something "sucks" just because you can't grasp its fundamental concepts :p[/q

HAHAHA!!!!!.....DAMN HE JUST BURNED YOU BOY!!!!..i think it was great reading...professor do u have any other reading of this caliber???? if so please post or PM me....thanks,peace,...:leaf:MEANGREEN:leaf:
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MrBaker

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Hmm. I have a couple real copies of his E stuff. Some stuff is good, some is outdated. The only good thing those have shown me was the electro-chem E setup, but even that need expensive ingot. Some of the stuff Fester says is ridiculous. I will also warn everyone: someones he gives procedures that only theoretically work.

I'll have a read through this and report back. It may very well suck, or be OK.

Either way, thanks for the book.
 
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Just to let you know that's not a practical way of getting LSD, there's a lot of holes in it and it should not be replicated. Do a search on shroomery and you'll find all the answers.
 
MrBaker

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JoeBananas said:
LOL I own that book. It sucks.
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Yeah, it does suck.

Nothing practical in it, really at all. This guy is a chemist by day, and it shows in all of his books.

I'll keep it around as a reference, and give a copy to the guy that gave me copies of Fester's E books.
 
ProfessorMembrane

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If you find these instructions impractical, you probably never finished a high school chemistry course, let alone one in a Jr. college, and Fester says in the first chapter that the recommended level of knowledge for following these methods is at least completion of a college level organic chemistry course.

He only presents 1 theoretical method of LSD production, his deduction of the method pioneered during the 1980s by a lab in the United Kingdom based on chemicals which were added to the international watch lists shortly after said bust.

If you're so adept with the chemical extraction & refinement of Lysergic Acid into LSD, why is it you're not out spreading love across the country?

The methods he presents are for a serious production operation, not for you to make a batch for yourself and your friends, this is the entire point, this chemical can be produced in huge amounts by a very small lab, enough for virtually the entire country, this isn't a "Oh wow, look how I can spend an afternoon!" document, this is a document meant to spread proven methods of LSD production to the masses in the hopes that it will fall into the hands of those with the knowledge & inclination to return us to the swinging 60s.
 
UnKlE SaM

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you could only hope so. there's just not enough acid heads who posses the knowledge to change much. its dirty and always will be unless its legalized (which will never happen) or you know someone who takes the time to do it right. the chances of getting quality LSD are so slim that it would be a life time achievement to run across such a thing, i can only dream. My buddy is in a very renown college (for chem) and hes an acid head, after he gets through grad school hopefully he can have the time space and money to create this amazing compound and purify it. its a goal of his, and im going to push him to it. hopefully the knowledge in this book can keep him going. he hates the work at his school but if he gets through it all. oh man its gunna be guddddddd
 
MrBaker

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ProfessorMembrane said:
If you find these instructions impractical, you probably never finished a high school chemistry course, let alone one in a Jr. college, and Fester says in the first chapter that the recommended level of knowledge for following these methods is at least completion of a college level organic chemistry course.

He only presents 1 theoretical method of LSD production, his deduction of the method pioneered during the 1980s by a lab in the United Kingdom based on chemicals which were added to the international watch lists shortly after said bust.

If you're so adept with the chemical extraction & refinement of Lysergic Acid into LSD, why is it you're not out spreading love across the country?

The methods he presents are for a serious production operation, not for you to make a batch for yourself and your friends, this is the entire point, this chemical can be produced in huge amounts by a very small lab, enough for virtually the entire country, this isn't a "Oh wow, look how I can spend an afternoon!" document, this is a document meant to spread proven methods of LSD production to the masses in the hopes that it will fall into the hands of those with the knowledge & inclination to return us to the swinging 60s.
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I have BS in Biology that includes 1 yr of organic lab and lecture, and 1 year of quantitative analysis above the intro chem stuff. I have over a year experience working as a research chemist in industrial chemistry. I agree at least this level of knowledge is needed to understand what Fester says.

I made the comment about theoretical reactions because in one of Fester's E books, he gave a procedures that I used and performed correctly, and the product was not as he had explained. After correspondence with Fester he explained to me that the specific reaction I was working was theoretical. He may or may not do the same in all of his books. I have not read all of them.

It is hard to obtain the chemicals for many reactions used to make LSD/E/ so many other things. The Average person does not have ins with chemical supply companies, or the credentials to make legit ins. If you've read Festers books then you know how much he talks about this problem.

I'm not sayin' this book is BS. I'm thankful for it. I crave as scientific books. I just don't think that the book gives a practical way for people to produce LSD. Somewhere, someone can carry out whats in this book without trouble, but most of us can't.
 
Scuba

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I've read through this, I admit that i don't understand most of the names only because i have yet to receive college chemist class. So I'm not sure where you may be are making the mistake. Could you explain a little?
 
DubRules

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To anyone reading this thread:
DO NOT RELY ON UNCLE FESTER FOR ANY ADVICE REGARDING LSD/METHAMPHETAMINE MANUFACTURING. YOU WILL BE SERIOUSLY INJURED OR POSSIBLY DIE!
If any of you cats did any research on Uncle Fester, you will find out a few things. One, he is not qualified to be giving the advice he does. Two, he wrote his books while in prison for manufacturing. Do you want to listen to someone who couldn't get things right himself? Three, the chemicals and procedures in the book are highly dangerous to anyone who does not know EXACTLY what they are doing. (For ex: Adding A to B is fine where as adding B to A will cause an explosion that will take most of your skin with it..) If you want to read some real literature regarding said manufacturing, find some stuff written by Albert Hoffman (Father of LSD.. Might know a thing or two..) or Alexander Shulgin. (Employed by the US Gov't. in the 70s to manufacture and research psychedelic drugs.) PiHkal and TiHkal are the only two books you should ever need to explain the synthesis or derivation of any substance. Again, PLEASE BE CAREFUL! This isn't like growing weed. Not anybody can learn to do it. There is a reason why LSD is rather scarce.. The shit's fuckin hard to make!!
 
JoeBananas

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DubRules said:
To anyone reading this thread:
DO NOT RELY ON UNCLE FESTER FOR ANY ADVICE REGARDING LSD/METHAMPHETAMINE MANUFACTURING. YOU WILL BE SERIOUSLY INJURED OR POSSIBLY DIE!
If any of you cats did any research on Uncle Fester, you will find out a few things. One, he is not qualified to be giving the advice he does. Two, he wrote his books while in prison for manufacturing. Do you want to listen to someone who couldn't get things right himself? Three, the chemicals and procedures in the book are highly dangerous to anyone who does not know EXACTLY what they are doing. (For ex: Adding A to B is fine where as adding B to A will cause an explosion that will take most of your skin with it..) If you want to read some real literature regarding said manufacturing, find some stuff written by Albert Hoffman (Father of LSD.. Might know a thing or two..) or Alexander Shulgin. (Employed by the US Gov't. in the 70s to manufacture and research psychedelic drugs.) PiHkal and TiHkal are the only two books you should ever need to explain the synthesis or derivation of any substance. Again, PLEASE BE CAREFUL! This isn't like growing weed. Not anybody can learn to do it. There is a reason why LSD is rather scarce.. The shit's fuckin hard to make!!
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Exactly. If you want to ask somebody about cooking lsd I'd seek out Owsley Stanley III or various other underground cooks that cooked LSD. Wasnt Uncle Fester in prison for manufacturing meth?
 
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