prove me there is a god

TheFaintingGoat

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I have not been their in the last 4 years.. They live 5 mins from the border.. Their is no border, Just a Straight Line of TREES planted perfectly that shows the border.. I have trespassed in Canada 10 times in 1 day. :) maybe only by 100 feet.. but still trespassed. :) You can really grow bud up their.. I know some one is. Thoes old folk have MAD LAND and GUNS.. I shot the barret 50cal up their.. Uzis, ARs, Aks, & I saw an old timer shoot a Heat Seaking rocket at a Car on fire... :) You can Buy Ammo and Rockets on EBAY up their.
Man, sounds like the South up there in the North...I think I'd love that. Why just 100 feet? Can you see border agents from there, or are you just limiting how far you wanna go?
 

RawBudzski

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Yes I would.. && if an Alien Species Landed on Earth Tomorrow and showed me some Cool Shyt with good intentions I would Fallow them.
 

Hepheastus420

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Yes I would.. && if an Alien Species Landed on Earth Tomorrow and showed me some Cool Shyt with good intentions I would Fallow them.
ha, I'm not sure if I would follow them. What if they rape you? And what if the rapist aren't 5 year olds like you like them?
 

RawBudzski

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Exactly.. Any Alien RACE capable of Landing on Earth and communicating with us will be SMART enough to disguise themselves as a Deity & God of some sort.. It will happen... has happened before.. & Who's not to Say their Definition of "GOD" is not simply another term for "master" PWNED by higher intelligence once again.
 

sso

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you do know, jesus wanted you to give up ALL of your possessions?

including your computer and your house?

isnt that basically wanting you to live off the land? (kinda possible where he lived at, actually, but try that somewhere more northerly, wiping your ass with pinecones can be bit bothersome, afterwhile.)

so why arent you following him now? he didnt specifically state that you should wait for him to return..

im sure there are a lot of people that would love to have your stuff and it would be Awfully christian of you :)

(though actually, how giving away your stuff to someone else is good, since now they have all that stuff which was so good for you to get rid of,,confusing really, maybe you´ll ask jesus for me when he comes back to explain it better)
 

sso

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so, if thats interpeted right and i actually get the man, jesus basically wanted us to live as monkeys :D

never to go into space and never to amount to anything more than swinging off treelimbs and the occasional fucking, yeah, that and eating fruits (spears are a possession, so are guns) (so basically roots and bark for most people in the world, not lucky enough to live in tropical regions (and those people will have to deal with a shitload of maneating flies..

not to mention the maneating tigers.))

course i could be misunderstanding the bloke, its been 2000 years after all and many translations and whatnot, i hear some of them were really bad and it was all written down by memory, 80 years after the fact.
 
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