putin's insane press conference
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Unclebaldrick
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I had to go read it. Wow. They really are handing out the handjobs over in Russia. They seem very proud - and I don't begrudge them that. It was impressive. Putin knew how dumb we Americans are before we did. The FSB will be building a TRUMP! wing on the Museum of Espionage.
Now let's go fuck it up!
Unclebaldrick
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Russian whores are pretty good though (personally, I prefer French whores). After growing up under "Communism" or in it's wake, it came very naturally to them.
cool2burn
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That shit was hilarious i saw that and i was like Whaaaaaaaa..... He does have a point though with all the money he has i do not think Trump has ever even needed to pursue a prostitute. There are to many hot gold diggers out there.
Justin-case
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He likes Russian prostitutes so much, he married one.
phaquetoo
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sexiest first lady whore we ever had lol!
she isnt that dumb, she is married to the billionaire president!
I would think the op would give him a go too lmao!
Peace
Actually this is his 2nd one! Lols. He sure does like them
Unclebaldrick
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Why should the First Lady be any less lame than the President? I sometimes feel a pang of sympathy for her but it passes quickly. I have know quite a few young, attractive women married to rich old men. They are pretty hard to have sympathy for.
Justin-case
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How'd you do on your new year's resolution?
Unclebaldrick
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He has a type. Putin probably oversaw the casting himself.
Unclebaldrick
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You have pretty pedestrian tastes from my perspective. A real lack of imagination - or you like ladyboys.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
phaquetoo
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I would most def grab girly boy by the pussy to make sure there wasnt a dick there, and if there was one I would drop him/her off to you and buck!You have pretty pedestrian tastes from my perspective. A real lack of imagination - or you like ladyboys.
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Have fun!
Big_Lou
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Big_Lou
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tangerinegreen555
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That's one of the things they have on him.
First he rented her, then he bought her.
And then, he tried to get Mexico to pay for her and somebody got stiffed.
It's a repeating scenario.
Unclebaldrick
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You don't understand humans.
Rrog
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She's gross. That's not sexy to be a gutter tramp.
Her intelligence wasn't the defining characteristic trump was looking for. She probably has a yuuuge bladder
Big_Lou
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UncleBuck
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LOL. his own wife is a whore, anime boi.