Question about FLUSHING SYSTEM w/ detox drink. PLEASE HELP +++REP

hey everybody, been a while since i have posted on RIU, but i had just recently been put on probation for a DWI, i have yet to be sentenced to a certain amount of time with a probation officer, nor have i been to court to be sentenced at all. i will probably get about 3 years of probation :'( my baby MJ who has been there all these years, must stop her near hourly visitation to my life.

i had just bought one of those quick flush detox drinks for 30 bucks. i have about 72-80 hours until my first meeting. the bottle says i need at least 24-36 clean, with drinking a lot of water. bottom line, my question is, when am i supposed to actually drink the detox? it says drink 16 ounces of water every 2 hours before taking it, and keep drinking water after.

does that mean drink water until a good 5 or 6 hours before the meeting, then drink the detox, and then some more water? or do i drink this shit now, and keep drinking water until the test? (which i'm not 100% sure they will even give me, just need to be careful, otherwise they will test me weekly, and i will never get a little hit in every now and then when i party)

basically please, somebody tell me when i am supposed to drink this detox so it can be most efficient.. i beg... and if u have used and succeeded, please help me out. from one pothead to another, please don't let this be the last time i smoke for 3 years it will suck very much. thank u so much and +rep to whoever can help me with my problem...

bump because i need this to be seen. i will be working out sweating as much as i can, and will check soon. please somebody help.

I'm not even reading your post. All I see is "detox drink".

Detox drinks are bullshit, synthetic piss is the only way to go. Stop fucking thinking detox drinks are real and work.

I'll be waiting until tomorrow to see ANOTHER one of these threads.

is it called the xtra stuff
if so it last for about 5 hrs it does not flush your system but it hides the toxins
after 5 hrs you will be dirty again so you drink it fill the bottle up with water 2 or 3 times and drink that too about 2 and half hrs after you drink it that is when your clean take 2 big yellow vitamin B pills about 45 mins before you go to your test to make you piss yellow

obamasmokesweed said:

is it called the xtra stuff
if so it last for about 5 hrs it does not flush your system but it hides the toxins
after 5 hrs you will be dirty again so you drink it fill the bottle up with water 2 or 3 times and drink that too about 2 and half hrs after you drink it that is when your clean take 2 big yellow vitamin B pills about 45 mins before you go to your test to make you piss yellow

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thank u. very much plus rep. i wish i could plus rep u another 50 times for telling me about the yellow vitamin b pills, i was wondering wtf to do about the fact that my piss will be completely yellow.

Benassi said:

I'm not even reading your post. All I see is "detox drink".

Detox drinks are bullshit, synthetic piss is the only way to go. Stop fucking thinking detox drinks are real and work.

I'll be waiting until tomorrow to see ANOTHER one of these threads.

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and benassi .. thank u for that attempt at advice. being as u didn't read the post, u missed out on the most important part, which is, i'm peeing for a probation officer, they stand right there, and watch ur ding-a-ling flop around so they know where it's coming from. i hope u read the post that u see TOMORROW, before u decided to waste ur time with irrelevant information. fail.

and yes i know detox drinks do not clean your system, but is only a temporary flush, i will be sticking to a gallon or two of brewed green tea, for today and tomorro, and finish up with a bottle of cranberry the morning of, drink my drink, and drink more water. hopefully those pills really do make my pee yellow thanks again obamasmokesweed.

obamasmokesweed said:

is it called the xtra stuff
if so it last for about 5 hrs it does not flush your system but it hides the toxins
after 5 hrs you will be dirty again so you drink it fill the bottle up with water 2 or 3 times and drink that too about 2 and half hrs after you drink it that is when your clean take 2 big yellow vitamin B pills about 45 mins before you go to your test to make you piss yellow

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Its all bs.Not to be talking bad on someones opinion but i myself was on probation in nyc for 3 years.The only drink you need is pure water.Those quick flush drinks will get you busted down the line.Just give them some nice warm clear piss they ask why so clear tell them you love water.

Trust me Ive been thru it already and im in nyc so i wouldnt want to tell a native something i wouldnt do.If u donyt mind me asking why didnt you get a lawyer to just do 4 months on rikers or a drug program instead of probation..Probation is a trap for people especially if you know you do wrong.

Brooklynz Kush said:

Trust me Ive been thru it already and im in nyc so i wouldnt want to tell a native something i wouldnt do.If u donyt mind me asking why didnt you get a lawyer to just do 4 months on rikers or a drug program instead of probation..Probation is a trap for people especially if you know you do wrong.

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that was a thought.. but for wut i am going to school for, a jail sentence will most definitely deter my future success.

Brooklynz Kush said:

Its all bs.Not to be talking bad on someones opinion but i myself was on probation in nyc for 3 years.The only drink you need is pure water.Those quick flush drinks will get you busted down the line.Just give them some nice warm clear piss they ask why so clear tell them you love water.

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and by busted down the line u mean if i rely on it, chances are it will catch up to me? if that is so, my lawyer actually told me that as long as i immediately state my ambitions, my schooling, my job, and dress well on the first visit, i should be fine, and chances are i won't even get one. i actually didnt even buy the drink, my brother had given it to me, so i just figure y not try it, but while trying, i am still drinking large quantities of water.

Brooklynz Kush said:

Its all bs.Not to be talking bad on someones opinion but i myself was on probation in nyc for 3 years.The only drink you need is pure water.Those quick flush drinks will get you busted down the line.Just give them some nice warm clear piss they ask why so clear tell them you love water.

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i dont know what its like round you but here in fl if you piss clear when they tell you to piss well i hope you got your whites cause your not walking out the door you came in