Question For Female Midgets
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guy incognito
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I would bang a midget, but I can't see actually dating one. That would be fucked up.
beardo
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I'm thinking it would be awesome to have a hot midget girlfriend- no one can compete with that..
dirtyho1968
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Frito Bandito420
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i dated a real short girl one time.. she was 4'11" super dime piece too. she has a twin sister. man i wish i never would have messed that relationship up.
Morgan Lynn
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Oh good lord is that thing real?
Morgan Lynn
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the love of my life
HighLife4Me
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[video=youtube;5ADpsIb7vfs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ADpsIb7vfs[/video]
Shannon Alexander
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She's got implants and a fuck ton of tat's since the last clip of hers that I've seen was made...
grizlbr
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Hey Maan yah lobster is gettin loose! Like I tell the wife do it a thousand times you will get it correct? IS OK ON A SHORT CHAIN!
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grizlbr
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So that is who stole my but? Better coming at you than behind me
grizlbr
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My second wife dated a midget before me. Not the size of the vessel but the motion of the ocean? Tall woman we shared clothes!
My current wife is pregnant and she stole all my whitey tighties!
robert 14617
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if you meet one in a bar start off by asking if you can push up her stool
UnderCurrentDWC
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If I met one I'd offer her a roach... What?... it's like a full size joint to a midget.
Kodank Moment
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Your a normal person. She isn't. You win. Every time. You can date any midget anywhere.
bu$hleaguer
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Did you know:
Midgets giggle when they run.
Midgets feed on the souls of the young.
Midgets can't parallel park worth shit.
Midgets have no kneecaps.
Midgets have no morals.
Midgets have no fear of death.
Midgets have night vision.
Midgets didn't evolve from apes like us, they evolved from ants.
Midgets have no souls, that's why they feed on them.
Midgets like Brussels sprouts. They'll fuckin deny it, but they like em.
All midgets have a tattoo somewhere on them saying that they're a midget.
Midgets can lift up to 7 times their own weight. This isn't much though, because they're midgets.
All midgets have the same bank PIN number.
Midgets hate New Zealand.
Midgets can't eat quarter pound cheeseburgers or anything greater. They have to stick to singles.
They have 2 stomachs, but they're both midget stomachs so they don't do shit.
Midgets giggle when they run.
Midgets feed on the souls of the young.
Midgets can't parallel park worth shit.
Midgets have no kneecaps.
Midgets have no morals.
Midgets have no fear of death.
Midgets have night vision.
Midgets didn't evolve from apes like us, they evolved from ants.
Midgets have no souls, that's why they feed on them.
Midgets like Brussels sprouts. They'll fuckin deny it, but they like em.
All midgets have a tattoo somewhere on them saying that they're a midget.
Midgets can lift up to 7 times their own weight. This isn't much though, because they're midgets.
All midgets have the same bank PIN number.
Midgets hate New Zealand.
Midgets can't eat quarter pound cheeseburgers or anything greater. They have to stick to singles.
They have 2 stomachs, but they're both midget stomachs so they don't do shit.
Jimmyjonestoo
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What the hell ever happened to beardo? Dude was a trip and a half.
