Question of logic

Here I am sitting on my toilet, pooping, just sparked a j and thought:

Our farts are methane.
Methane is flammable/explosive

If I fart right before tossing my still lit match in the bowl, could I literally "blow up the bathroom"?

Food for thought

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JackHererSki said:

Here I am sitting on my toilet, pooping, just sparked a j and thought:

Our farts are methane.
Methane is flammable/explosive

If I fart right before tossing my still lit match in the bowl, could I literally "blow up the bathroom"?

Food for thought

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best to pour a few litres of petrol down there to make sure

lol ...no you will not blow up

You can actually light a fart on fire one time I burned a perfect circle in my boxers along with some butt hairs true story I've done it a bunch of times.

bluntmassa1 said:

You can actually light a fart on fire one time I burned a perfect circle in my boxers along with some butt hairs true story I've done it a bunch of times.

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I have a mate (not really) called Matty who blows his mouth up every time he lights a smoke he talks so much shit

^^^ obsession




why ?

Yes, if you have really bad gas and you form a tight seal around the toilet seat, if you toss a cigarette into the bowl you could suffer from an assplosion.

LOL.

I think there was a mythbusters episode on this.

I wouldn't worry about it. It's all about the proper air mix ratio. Pretty much gotta light it directly at your ass for it to work. After that, it's too diluted to ignite.

I worked with a woman who's not too bright husband was on the dumper and on top of his shit pile was a buch of t.p. The pile was so high out of the water that the paper just sort of sat on top ad when he dumped the match he used to light his cigar (seriously though who spends THAT long on the shitter to light a cigar? A guy thing maybe?) the t.p. went up in flames and burnt his butt hair and gaping asshole. LOL. The way she told the story was priceless.