Raided by the police

estesj

Well-Known Member
That happened to me before dawg, this motherfuckin dea agent took my 2 plants so i got a loada dirt on him and now hes on my payroll... i got the plants back and theyre 12feet tall now!!
The dea does not get involved for 2 plants nor would your payroll be large enough for such a petty small level that you are on! hahahahahha what a joke!
 

ataxia

Well-Known Member
Irony: a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., esp. as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.

Im satirically representing an attitude that i find humourous.... people still think im serious which is worrying!! The only wannabe gangster around here is the fat, ginge,r virgin eating doritos off his pulsating gut telling me that he wants to do his brazillian jujitsu on me!!
This guy's probably the softest prick ever... fucking simpletons!!:clap:
whatever the fuck just happend on this thread was hilarious. fucking dummy.. You should have kept going with it. I was about to throw a comment in there...
gotta agree with the dude..whether he's full of shit or not...He had us all riled up. For the sake of comedy of course.
Funny fucking posts all around. Except the guy who's thread it is..I REALLY hope everything works out for you:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
 

CLOSETGROWTH

Well-Known Member
Calm yoselves mtherfuckers!!! i aint no 13 year old punk, im 43 bitch.... my glock is for protection coz im from Norfolk, UK. I be reppin with all my niggaz outside Asda on friday nights jackin old bitches.... my 3 plants would prob have a higher yield than yer 25 coz theyre crossbred with norwegian pine.... i is still livin with my momz cos she cooks mad fly shepards pie dawg... bitch ass motherfuckers
Wanna see his growing experience? Check this link out ... https://www.rollitup.org/newbie-central/297779-bubbleponic-bollockponic.html

Sorry, I just had to reveal the real *YOU* I read enough of your bullshit. You see,.. B.S. Wont get ya too far, And tripping on your pant legs wont get you too far either. :clap:
 

Dan Halen

Active Member
Irony: a manner of organizing a work so as to give full expression to contradictory or complementary impulses, attitudes, etc., esp. as a means of indicating detachment from a subject, theme, or emotion.

Im satirically representing an attitude that i find humourous.... people still think im serious which is worrying!! The only wannabe gangster around here is the fat, ginge,r virgin eating doritos off his pulsating gut telling me that he wants to do his brazillian jujitsu on me!!
This guy's probably the softest prick ever... fucking simpletons!!:clap:

Yeah that whiny little troll bitch on youtube! Yeah I've seen him! He's crying about being called a fat ginger. Damn I hate that piggly ginger bitch!
 

Hayduke

Well-Known Member
That happened to me before dawg, this motherfuckin dea agent took my 2 plants so i got a loada dirt on him and now hes on my payroll... i got the plants back and theyre 12feet tall now!!
This is your 1st post on this thread....no poster was acting like a wankster before your post...this is not ironic! Only you playing a persona.

Ya!!! They was gona put my ass away for a long time for that shit... cops be mad crazy in Norfolk dawg!!! I be rockin a mad glock tho... i aint scared plus ive started growin my 3rd plant... its in my pic there!! mad norfolk weed!
Now the reference to the dandelion shows irony, though a poor example...it actually just outs you as the troll that you are for the 1st time in THIS thread.

Yo bitch, why you laughin all up in my grill? my plants are mad raw dawg... yall couldnt hit dat shit, wack motherfuckers!
Anyways my moms would be mad pissed if she found my mad weed... so i can only grow 3!! Bitch'll get jacked!
Not irony

Calm yoselves mtherfuckers!!! i aint no 13 year old punk, im 43 bitch.... my glock is for protection coz im from Norfolk, UK. I be reppin with all my niggaz outside Asda on friday nights jackin old bitches.... my 3 plants would prob have a higher yield than yer 25 coz theyre crossbred with norwegian pine.... i is still livin with my momz cos she cooks mad fly shepards pie dawg... bitch ass motherfuckers
Not irony...

One of his 20 posts since joining yesterday said "I am straight up legit"...

sound like anyone we know...G...???

And here is a link to post #1...https://www.rollitup.org/3723078-post13.html

TROLL ON G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:fire:

:leaf::peace::leaf:
 

True Stoner

Active Member
Oh!!! Youve really exposed me... Im so ashamed!!!! <------- IM BEING SARCASTIC...... (JUST IN CASE IT GETS COMPLETELY LOST ON YOU AGAIN!!!!)

You either have downs syndrome or you didnt read my last post!!! im not trying to convince you that im a 43 year old living at home with his mother and his glock to impress you.... I was JOKING!! you fucking idiot... this is the third time trying to explain that it was satire!!! :o
Hes too stoned and cant focus or open his eyes!!! I knew it was a joke all along!!! You should have kept it going though!!
 

arsepipe

Member
It was my first time trying... not that big a deal!!!
The whole reason i was takin da piss on this thread is because any time i read up on this site to get some advice i see these smug pricks getting a kick out of showing that they know more than others!!! youre the perfect example.... tellin people to look at how inexperienced I am. This is only my second time loggin into this forum... by the looks of things you spend a nice portion of your life on here talking bout your amazing weed.... all i know is if my grow was goin well id be enjoyin it... not being a smug, lonely lurk!
 

MrBlanco

Active Member
Apparently so does proper syntax structure.
Oh no! You. You. You attacked my grammar! From a joke! I think I'm going to have to cry, now. :( Fuckin lamer. :D

You people need to smoke more pot and chill the fuck out a whole lot more. If I wanted to deal with the immature bullshit of /b/, I'd be over there. ;)

So, I'll just leave this here, then?

"In satire, human or individual vices, follies, abuses, or shortcomings are held up to censure by means of ridicule, derision, burlesque, irony, or other methods, ideally with the intent to bring about improvement.[1] Although satire is usually meant to be funny, the purpose of satire is not primarily humour in itself so much as an attack on something of which the author strongly disapproves, using the weapon of wit."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
 

estesj

Well-Known Member
This is your 1st post on this thread....no poster was acting like a wankster before your post...this is not ironic! Only you playing a persona.



Now the reference to the dandelion shows irony, though a poor example...it actually just outs you as the troll that you are for the 1st time in THIS thread.



Not irony



Not irony...

One of his 20 posts since joining yesterday said "I am straight up legit"...

sound like anyone we know...G...???

And here is a link to post #1...https://www.rollitup.org/3723078-post13.html

TROLL ON G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:fire:

:leaf::peace::leaf:
That shit is fucking funny as fuck! He reminds me of one of the bus boys on that movie Waiting. P.S. I got busted last march with 10 plants so I know how you feel dude who started this thread. Glad to hear you say that you will be back. Next time don't tell even your best friend. Good luck bro.
 

CLOSETGROWTH

Well-Known Member
It was my first time trying... not that big a deal!!!
The whole reason i was takin da piss on this thread is because any time i read up on this site to get some advice i see these smug pricks getting a kick out of showing that they know more than others!!! youre the perfect example.... tellin people to look at how inexperienced I am. This is only my second time loggin into this forum... by the looks of things you spend a nice portion of your life on here talking bout your amazing weed.... all i know is if my grow was goin well id be enjoyin it... not being a smug, lonely lurk!
Ya know,

Iam proud of what I know, and what I post on this here forum. I got fairly good at this stuff because I focused, and learned way back in the olden days to properly grow the dank. From what I see, your all mouth and no show. It seems like your not playing with a full deck to begin with. I have a passion for growing weed, and I like to help others anyway I can. I do hang out on this forum alot, you know why? Because I can, and I love to learn. I dont know everything, and never said I did. Iam financially set, and I enjoy the people out here. You see, Some of us have goals, I already established many of my life's goals. I bet you have not. I do have amazing weed, and I have an amazing strain that I developed by using my freakin' brains. I have even had my plants published in High Times magazine, and can prove it. Then I see someone like you making fun of a so called gang banger, and type like a snot faced uneducated 5 year old makes me sick. You may do these things to get a chuckle, but honestly, I myself, and many others do not find it too funny to talk about violence, DEA, and making this site look childish, and inappropriate. You need to set a better example before you get my respect. Iam far from being lonely. To tell you the truth, Id rather be lonely and Happy than be a stupid ass with no direction in life. Iam good people, and maybe I take things too seriously sometimes, but Iam going places, and I enjoy life. Peace, CG :)
 

GreatwhiteNorth

Global Moderator
Staff member
It was my first time trying... not that big a deal!!!
The whole reason i was takin da piss on this thread is because any time i read up on this site to get some advice i see these smug pricks getting a kick out of showing that they know more than others!!! youre the perfect example.... tellin people to look at how inexperienced I am. This is only my second time loggin into this forum... by the looks of things you spend a nice portion of your life on here talking bout your amazing weed.... all i know is if my grow was goin well id be enjoyin it... not being a smug, lonely lurk!
You should probably read up on proper hydroponic techniques involving water levels, air stones, and most important, the nutes. Sorry to say, Ya did something wrong over there. What type of hydro? What kind of food? We need to be filled in a bit more. Talk to us so we can help ya.. Peace :)
Looks to me like ClosetGrowth was trying to help you and this is how he's repayed.
I'm with Hayduke, See ya G.
 

Hayduke

Well-Known Member
You may do these things to get a chuckle, but honestly, I myself, and many others do not find it too funny to talk about violence, DEA, and making this site look childish, and inappropriate.
Yes. And with 20 posts...now down to 18...I like it here and do not appreciate kids who make an account and from post #1 add to the disinformation.

And to StraightupG or Mystic Clown, or whoever the new troll is:
After your first two posts when people started calling you out...would have been a good spot for "I am joking" coming to this site and posting 10 bogus posts a day is not cool in my book...but hey I am not a moderator! so I guess you have been given the green light...cuz we are all so dumb for not wanting this site to be anymore of a joke.

If you want to start a novel, maybe this is not the place to figure out whether you want to practice irony or satire...completely out of context!

:leaf::peace::leaf:
 

connorbrown

Well-Known Member
This thread went from jokes to violence.
But I feel sorry for the OP.

And Mr.Blanco, /b/ is a mentally fucked up place. Lol.
 

swishatwista

Well-Known Member
lol....

Thx for the thread tho, wish i would have came out more informed but lol, neverthaless, thx for the reminder..good ol' stfu
 
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