Random Jabber Jibber thread

[DarkWeb]

get out there and have fun while you can

I know my fishing season is gonna be kinda weird......already update my liscense and paid my due to the cca down here...now I just need to finish the trailblazer and get it ready for road trips

It's an expensive gamble.

Fishing sounds like fun. Maybe I can get out there this weekend.

 

[mysunnyboy]

My wife just converted me to greek yogurt.

Add honey and she’ll taste even better oops the youfurt I mean. WTF is a “youfurt” you stupid iPhone?
I add fruit and honey or granola

 

[BudmanTX]

It's an expensive gamble.

Fishing sounds like fun. Maybe I can get out there this weekend.

I need to go, just gotta finish that vehicle.......

 

[ANC]

The strange case of the man who died after eating too much licorice | CNN

It's hard to exercise restraint when eating candy. For licorice lovers, indulging sparingly could actually be lifesaving.

edition.cnn.com

 

[neosapien]

My microwave died today. Or I think it died. The light comes on. All the buttons work. It looks like it's working. But it doesn't spin. Nor does it heat.

 

[jerryb73]

My microwave died today. Or I think it died. The light comes on. All the buttons work. It looks like it's working. But it doesn't spin. Nor does it heat.

Sounds like me.

 

[neosapien]

Sounds like me.

Ohh I bet you still spin like the best of 'em Jerry!

 

[cannabineer]

My microwave died today. Or I think it died. The light comes on. All the buttons work. It looks like it's working. But it doesn't spin. Nor does it heat.

Look at the bright side. This is a triumph of the grit of regular American* cockroaches over thin Chinese copper wire.

*Technically the German cockroach, but since Paperclip wir sind alle Familie

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

My microwave died today. Or I think it died. The light comes on. All the buttons work. It looks like it's working. But it doesn't spin. Nor does it heat.

Have you tried Miller beer?

 

[Chunky Stool]

I just heard that an old high school buddy died yesterday.
No word on cause of death but his obituary said he died at home. Another buddy said they were going out to lunch next week, so it was unexpected.

I’m guessing suicide.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I just heard that an old high school buddy died yesterday.
No word on cause of death but his obituary said he died at home. Another buddy said they were going out to lunch next week, so it was unexpected.

I’m guessing suicide.

I hope not - that leaves too many unanswered questions for everyone else.

 

[ANC]

My microwave died today. Or I think it died. The light comes on. All the buttons work. It looks like it's working. But it doesn't spin. Nor does it heat.

Our microwave has been standing for a year, it makes electric smells when powered on...
Waiting for November when LG has the yearly repair your shit for free week.

Quickly got used to not having one anymore after so long, and probably buying healthier food as a result

 

[ANC]

Magawa the landmine detection rat given gold medal for bravery

Giant African pouched rat has cleared more than 141,000 square metres of land - the equivalent of 20 football pitches

www.theguardian.com

 

[insomnia65]

My wife just converted me to greek yogurt.

Greek yoghut is lovely, we get the 1kg pots and I struggle not to eat the lot in one sitting

 

[insomnia65]

Morning peeps.

 

[insomnia65]

I know I know, 3 posts ye gods,
Compared to you guys I bet our cold weather is like nothing to you but it was last night and the same now
8 °Celsius4 6.4 °Fahrenheit

 

[ANC]

Greek yoghut is lovely, we get the 1kg pots and I struggle not to eat the lot in one sitting

It is the most important ingredient to easy pizza dough.

 

[lokie]

Gonna rain all day today.

Today should be interesting as the echo of a hardy cussing still hangs in the air from last night.

Mayday, Mayday, Shots have been fired.

 

[Oakiey]

Morning

 

[insomnia65]

It is the most important ingredient to easy pizza dough.

Give us a link and I doubt it's Keto is it ha.