Random Jabber Jibber thread

[DarkWeb]

Idk what that means but I’m assuming


PENIS









I’m gonna eat the salami later

Oh easy on the teeth

 

[tyler.durden]

Oh easy on the teeth

Let's help a sister out...

 

[DarkWeb]

Let's help a sister out...

Never finished......51 seconds to long......

 

[mysunnyboy]

Let's help a sister out...

I was 16 when the movie was released. Phoebe Cates was hot.

Turn this shit up

 

[mysunnyboy]

Love you bear

 

[ChingOwn]

 

[ChingOwn]

Let's help a sister out...

Edit I looked it up

Reminds me of a porno we stole from my friend's mom back in middle school. Would have been a 70s to 80s "golden age of porn* era thing..final scene Blow job competition, in a boxing ring Cynthia Silkthroat vs Tammy the Tounge.The title was Stiff Competition...ahh puberty..

Any way I just changed my phone's gps voice to have a female Australian accent, it's close enough.

 

[tyler.durden]

Edit I looked it up

Reminds me of a porno we stole from my friend's mom back in middle school. Would have been a 70s to 80s "golden age of porn* era thing..final scene Blow job competition, in a boxing ring Cynthia Silkthroat vs Tammy the Tounge.The title was Stiff Competition...ahh puberty..

Any way I just changed my phone's gps voice to have a female Australian accent, it's close enough.

That's funny. I changed my Siri to the male Aussie accent. He just sounds so friendly, he makes even bad news tolerable. I second guessed my choice when I saw that my ex-wife also changed her Siri to the male Aussie voice. Kinda tainted it...

 

[ChingOwn]

That's funny. I changed my Siri to the male Aussie accent. He just sounds so friendly, he makes even bad news tolerable. I second guessed my choice when I saw that my ex-wife also changed her Siri the the male Aussie voice. Kinda tainted it...

Switch it to the new zelander guy he is even more friendlier, he says some weird shit that I don't understand but at least we got lost together.

 

[tyler.durden]

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I was 16 when the movie was released. Phoebe Cates was hot.

Turn this shit up

That stopped being a feel good song after this movie...

 

[mysunnyboy]

That stopped being a feel good song after this movie...

That sucks. Not for me. I turn TP up every time

 

[Metasynth]

Riding my bike just now and saw this...

4.7/10

Disproportionate length to girth ratio, yet uniquely sculpted head. Extra points for being hard 24/7/365

 

[The Outdoorsman 101]

I found this in a drawer @shrxhky420 says lettuce may help. I’ve got spinach. We discussed orange peels but I’ve got grapes and blueberries.
Then it occurred to me (I’m high on a small bowl) and asked him what about salami?!
Put some bud in a bag and revive with salami and smoke it thru beer in the bong?!? Huh? Huh?
I’m gonna do a bag with cheese cause I’ve not had ex cheese in forever.

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Isn't it 90% humidity every day in Florida? Open a window w/ a screen in a room, seal it off

 

[mysunnyboy]

SPINACH FOR THE WIN!
Took that bud straight back to “normal”.
It’s 52 degrees

 

[Laughing Grass]

@Laughing Grass. Found these today, had to try them. Glad I did. Lol. Definitely recommend. Since I always got that good candy



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Do they taste like creamsicles? Not available in Canada. Maybe a good side hustle for you... people are selling them online for $44 per bag

 

[DustyDuke]

 

[BudmanTX]

Morning

56F this morning with a light dew on the ground high today close to 88F

Coffee is up and it's hot, sugar, cream at the ready if you need it......

 

[shrxhky420]

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Humans do it too... kinda....

SH420

 

[lahadaextranjera]

Hey! Hows it going? I’ve been really busy this summer! Haven’t forgotten about you all and I miss you!

 

[BudmanTX]

Hey! Hows it going? I’ve been really busy this summer! Haven’t forgotten about you all and I miss you!

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that's just sweetness there.........