Random Jabber Jibber thread

[mysunnyboy]

You and I could sit across from each other

trim trim tell sea stories trim drink trim smoke trim lies trim

and not be camp about it

Y u mention camp and narc us out bra?
Did I ever tell you about my Madonna dream? The one with the queens in a diner? Getting high and shopping for vibrators? No?


ok who’s who here?

Trimmer at ready

 

[cannabineer]

When I was a youngster at the beach, the (illegal) bonfire pswd was “Que pasa kielbasa?”

 

[mysunnyboy]

When I was a youngster at the beach, the (illegal) bonfire pswd was “Que pasa kielbasa?”

Who it be bumble bee

 

[cannabineer]

Y u mention camp and narc us out bra?
Did I ever tell you about my Madonna dream? The one with the queens in a diner? Getting high and shopping for vibrators? No?
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ok who’s who here?
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Trimmer at ready
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Vibrators are 1/3 the issue. Look up rotators and translators. It’s all about degrees of freedom.

 

[cannabineer]

Who it be bumble bee

Sorry Charlie we want tuna that tastes good

 

[cannabineer]

Y u mention camp and narc us out bra?
Did I ever tell you about my Madonna dream? The one with the queens in a diner? Getting high and shopping for vibrators? No?
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ok who’s who here?
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Trimmer at ready
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Gotta say I like the road courses more than drag racing. (Either kind.) In my perfect fantasy I’d be piloting one of these (Porsche 918, 900 hp) far better than I actually can. My son’s version of the exact same delusion is GTA 5, in which he nails the next-gen idiom if “meep meep loser” in a virtual Veyron while emitting FUUCKK!!
at “can people do that” decibel levels.

I’m lightly toasted; call me Melba. It’s already known that I am very dry.

~edit~ oh yeah gif.

 

[The Outdoorsman 101]

Gotta say I like the road courses more than drag racing. (Either kind.) In my perfect fantasy I’d be piloting one of these (Porsche 918, 900 hp) far better than I actually can. My son’s version of the exact same delusion is GTA 5, in which he nails the next-gen idiom if “meep meep loser” while emitting FUUCKK!!
at “can people do that” decibel levels.

I’m lightly toasted; call me Melba. It’s already known that I am very dry.

Fuckin weirdo. And thats coming from a weirdo

 

[raratt]

Porsche 918, 900 hp

I'll see your 900, and raise you 9.100.

 

[cannabineer]

I'll see your 900, and raise you 9.100.

Uhm I will ask you to unpack that

 

[raratt]

 

[cannabineer]

Ok now Nürburgring that bitch heehee

 

[raratt]

Ok now Nürburgring that bitch heehee

Meh

 

[DarkWeb]

Oh yeah!

 

[cannabineer]

Meh

Not even once

 

[DarkWeb]

Ok now Nürburgring that bitch heehee

LOL probably just enough fuel to go 1/4 mile.

 

[cannabineer]

LOL probably just enough fuel to go 1/4 mile.

I cannot tell you if this is true, but I once spoke to a practitioner of the art. He told me that at full howl, a top fuel or funny car generates 1000 pounds of forward thrust just from the pipes.
Sort of cool if correct.

 

[raratt]

I cannot tell you if this is true, but I once spoke to a practitioner of the art. He told me that at full howl, a top fuel or funny car generates 1000 pounds of forward thrust just from the pipes.
Sort of cool if correct.

That is why when one has a hole out it drives the car to that side. Unequal thrust.

 

[cannabineer]

That is why when one has a hole out it drives the car to that side. Unequal thrust.

I thought that was torque steer from all that crankshaft power

 

[raratt]

I thought that was torque steer from all that crankshaft power

Quite often one cylinder will quit firing (having a hole out) which causes the car to drift to that side due to unequal thrust.

 

[cannabineer]

Quite often one cylinder will quit firing (having a hole out) which causes the car to drift to that side due to unequal thrust.

As a Honda driver, I’ve never had a comparable experience.