Random Jabber Jibber thread

[srh88]

Please do and you'll also need the neosporin for around the pin. Make SURE you show the guys at work. They'll love it. Oh and tell them your finger is now titanium so never fuck with you again. That's a lie it's a stainless steel pin but ever after you will rule with your finger

I'm glad you can still play guitar. If you're off and feeling up to it maybe we should assemble?

Ya im up for it one day this week. Not drinking though lol

 

[raratt]

We were able to shut the AC off and open the house last night, only 62 at the moment. Need to suck it up and go grocery shopping, TP is a driving force.
Mornin all.

 

[cannabineer]

I volunteer to come over and dust your bookshelf.

Thank you for an excellent new euphemism.

 

[cannabineer]

I lol’d

US Air Force announces plan to assassinate molluscs with hypersonic missile

No word on whether top brass considered just shelling them into submission

www.google.com

 

[Laughing Grass]

Thank you for an excellent new euphemism.

I don't think I could have worded it any differently.

 

[raratt]

I lol’d

US Air Force announces plan to assassinate molluscs with hypersonic missile

No word on whether top brass considered just shelling them into submission

www.google.com

Saw a giant clam on Guam when I was diving (not that kind). It was part of the reef, pretty colors on it.

 

[Singlemalt]

I don't think I could have worded it any differently.

Yes you could have, however with this crew it would still be taken the same way and be a new euphemism. You're doomed kiddo

 

[cannabineer]

I just saw a unicorn, I think. Long long straight wings, like right off an open-class glider. Not enough wing taper to be a TR or other “white U-2”. Fuselage was less than half wingspan, and I didn’t see the lumps of a Triton or equivalent, but it was at great altitude and leaving a brief contrail.

 

[raratt]

I just saw a unicorn, I think. Long long straight wings, like right off an open-class glider. Not enough wing taper to be a TR or other “white U-2”. Fuselage was less than half wingspan, and I didn’t see the lumps of a Triton or equivalent, but it was at great altitude and leaving a brief contrail.

Global Hawk?

 

[curious2garden]

Global Hawk?

We have those here. They are surprisingly large.

 

[raratt]

We have those here. They are surprisingly large.

NASA has one also down there.

 

[curious2garden]

NASA has one also down there.

I haven't seen NASA's bird. They are way over by north base and I rarely go there. I went to get Disneyland tickets and made a right instead of a left. Came face to face with the Global Hawk. Thankfully other side of the fence but I surprised maintenance LOL

 

[cannabineer]

Global Hawk?

Possibly. But I saw one months ago, and this fuselage didn’t have the lumps&humps appearance of that or a Triton. I cannot be sure but the fuselage seemed finer, more gracile.

But I guesstimate that it was above 60 thousand feet, and I may simply have missed those details, even in my 20x glass.

It was painted white. Aspect ratio of wing matches.

 

[curious2garden]

Possibly. But I saw one months ago, and this fuselage didn’t have the lumps&humps appearance of that or a Triton. I cannot be sure but the fuselage seemed finer, more gracile.

But I guesstimate that it was above 60 thousand feet, and I may simply have missed those details, even in my 20x glass.

It was painted white. Aspect ratio of wing matches.

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Welcome to the NASA livery.

 

[Grandpapy]

I had a Bear run across the road on my way to the greasy spoon at 7 this mornin.
maybe 200-250 lbs, had been eating well, had that joging jiggle.

 

[Laughing Grass]

I had a Bear run across the road on my way to the greasy spoon at 7 this mornin.
maybe 200-250 lbs, had been eating well, had that joging jiggle.

I just wanted to talk. Really.

 

[Laughing Grass]

Yes you could have, however with this crew it would still be taken the same way and be a new euphemism. You're doomed kiddo

It was the I volunteer part wasn't it?

 

[cannabineer]

I just wanted to talk. Really.

I was gonna reply “hey I’ve lost some weight”

 

[Laughing Grass]

I was gonna reply “hey I’ve lost some weight”

I copy/pasted one of @Grandpapy 's posts from last week

 

[cannabineer]

I copy/pasted one of @Grandpapy 's posts from last week

Ok I’m now officially confused. It could be because I haven’t had my bookshelf properly dusted for some time now.