Random Jabber Jibber thread
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BarnBuster
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"In civil forfeitures, no criminal conviction is required. The government just needs to prove that it’s more likely than not that the money or property it seeks to confiscate was linked to criminal activity. The lax standard of evidence was apparent in the forfeiture complaint filed Monday against two brothers from Woodland Hills. The government wants to keep the $960,100 in cash it took from one of their safe deposit boxes and the $519,000 it took from the other."
www.latimes.com
FBI says fortune seized in Beverly Hills raid was criminals’ loot. Owners say: Where’s the proof?
The FBI's attempt to confiscate tens of millions of dollars from Beverly Hills safe deposit boxes draws resistance and charges of government misconduct.
www.latimes.com
BarnBuster
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"No, Mom, the kids won't tease me about this in school tomorrow" 
nypost.com
Texas mother interrupts school board meeting to discuss anal sex
The book is described as a fictional reimagining of the 1937 New London school explosion that killed more than 295 people.
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DarkWeb
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I bet she does have that game in her backyard......"No, Mom, the kids won't tease me about this in school tomorrow"
Texas mother interrupts school board meeting to discuss anal sex
The book is described as a fictional reimagining of the 1937 New London school explosion that killed more than 295 people.
Dr.Amber Trichome
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Those losers pulled ,most likely ,one of the best books from the library because of that pathetic worm! ? !"No, Mom, the kids won't tease me about this in school tomorrow"
Texas mother interrupts school board meeting to discuss anal sex
The book is described as a fictional reimagining of the 1937 New London school explosion that killed more than 295 people.
How embarrassing to have her as a mother. You know the kid will be called cornhole or the greet cornholio for a while, maybe Forever. Hopefully he has a sence of humor and runs it with Pride and commands some respect asserting his new designation, shouting it through the hallways, echoing loud and clear...Yes, I am the greet cornholio! Heh heh heh
tyler.durden
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Jesus Christ! I placed an order for some items today at 5:22pm, and they were delivered at 7:44pm. I was happy with 2 day delivery, but this is almost magical. And a little scary. God bless Jeff Bezos and crew for their unsettling efficiency...
srh88
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Praise bezos
manfredo
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WalMart.com has started hiring private people to deliver some of their products...But they are so incompetent. I've had them outside my door at 10pm, almost always deliver the wrong items, and the last time the idiot turned around in my yard! This was like 3-4 bad experiences in a row, and I will NOT order anything from Walmart.com again! I MIGHT go in the store....maybe, if I get desperate, but pretty unlikely anytime soon!
I've had the opposite luck with Amazon lately too. 2 day delivery is no more. Not sure why I am paying for Prime when stuff takes a week to get here. BUT yes, they are worlds ahead of walmart.
raratt
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You have to check delivery times with them, if it is a third party vendor they usually take more time
manfredo
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It use to be if it was Prime eligible, you would have it in 2 days...and they were doing Saturday and Sunday deliveries. I don't think they are doing Sundays any more, not here anyways. I'm sure Covid is partly to blame.
I was just reading about all the cargo ships lined up in Cali....Crazy times!!
BarnBuster
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Do they have "Property covered by 30 feet of lava" insurance? 
Metasynth
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.The Outdoorsman.
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Came up with the idea of Kevlar Condoms in my sleep, wrote it down, headline is BulletProof. Powerfull enough to stop a speeding bullet. Already a brand just like when i came up with the idea for a suction cup kooze for your shower beer. Have no fear your shower beer is here. Let me know if any investers on my other original ideas... They might be dumb but so was the clapper. Not to toot my own horn i had mine hooked up to my tv... Know what happens when you turn up the volume during the best scene?Do they have "Property covered by 30 feet of lava" insurance?
.The Outdoorsman.
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And yes spell check. Pardon me. Not trying to turn in a paper. But i speak the truth!
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
My million-dollar idea was the aerosol condom. $2 regular, $3 for fiesta colors, $4 for flavors.
$50 for the releaser.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Some days ago it rained here. Not a little bit either.
The next day I saw something new and cool. There were these insect mounds everywhere, crescents or circles maybe three inches across.
I watched some and every few minutes a large solitary ant came up and dropped a pellet of dirt onto the perimeter.
One had one wing.
The next day I saw something new and cool. There were these insect mounds everywhere, crescents or circles maybe three inches across.
I watched some and every few minutes a large solitary ant came up and dropped a pellet of dirt onto the perimeter.
One had one wing.
TigerClock
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(Thco)Ok, it gets you ripped but nothing crazy like the articles Or reports I’ve read. Just stoned. Takes awhile to kick in but yea, no trippy hallucinations or freak out.
Chunky Stool
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WTF
Panty science.
Panty science.