Random Jabber Jibber thread

BarnBuster

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A local man here was killed recently when he was hit by a train after he drove around the barrier (during the day! How the fuck don't you see a train.). I've never done that but I did almost run into a train at night at a crossing that didn't have gates. It was a long, fast moving freight and I damn near ran right into the side of it. Even now when I cross tracks, I make sure I have enough speed up to make it across even if the car quits. Murphy's law, ya know? Car vs. train never, ever ends well :(

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FYI

All you need to do is sell the mj as poetry.
They cannot legally stop you from selling poetry each time you give somebody some janjawid.
And this strategy will do wonders for the art of poetry itself.
 

Dr.Amber Trichome

Well-Known Member
Some weird dude called me “baby doll” today. Hee hee . That’s a first. Kinda cringe worthy 4 sure.
Lmao. He had on a t shirt that said…” I buried a Yankee.” we actually had a decent conversation about Bourbons and dive bars but the whole baby doll shit was repulsive. What could I do? Say don’t call me baby doll, motherfucker!
I guess eventually I will have to adapt and reply with yes, sugar plum or that’s right, love bug.
I wonder how long it will take me to adapt.
 

raratt

Well-Known Member
Lmao. He had on a t shirt that said…” I buried a Yankee.” we actually had a decent conversation about Bourbons and dive bars but the whole baby doll shit was repulsive. What could I do? Say don’t call me baby doll, motherfucker!
I guess eventually I will have to adapt and reply with yes, sugar plum or that’s right, love bug.
I wonder how long it will take me to adapt.
Just say "Well aren't you special." That's southern for you're an asshole.
 

Dr.Amber Trichome

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Don't forget, "Well, bless your heart."
I hear that all the time. I have been pushing myself to Say , yes ma’am once a day. It’s a struggle. I think I might take an opposing route and go out of my way to sound like a “ vallley girl” like make it more obvious I’m not from around here. They know immediately anyway. Emphasis on like totally and bitchin and rad and chill and grodie to the max. They just went medical this year so weed is a conversation piece daily now. It’s trippy here. I actually had someone today tell me she doesn’t smoke weed but only eats peyote and psilocybin. Lol. That caught my interest.
 

curious2garden

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Staff member
I hear that all the time. I have been pushing myself to Say , yes ma’am once a day. It’s a struggle. I think I might take an opposing route and go out of my way to sound like a “ vallley girl” like make it more obvious I’m not from around here. They know immediately anyway. Emphasis on like totally and bitchin and rad and chill and grodie to the max. They just went medical this year so weed is a conversation piece daily now. It’s trippy here. I actually had someone today tell me she doesn’t smoke weed but only eats peyote and psilocybin. Lol. That caught my interest.
Oh, Amber you have had some amazing adventures!! Enjoy them to the max hun :hug:
 
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