lokie
Well-Known Member
Are we related? Maybe maybe not but we have similar luck.Flat tire at midnight on the side of busy highway...shit!
Tire iron had the wrong size socket...fuck!
Call for socket set and brother drives out 20 minutes I bring it...sweet!
Socket set doesn't have a deep enough socket to get into the recess of the rim where the lug nut is hiding...damnit!
Jam socket on to breaker bar HALF WAY and manage to slip it on the lungut...relief!
Socket won't budge. Thing is locked on...stomp my feet for 5 minutes...grrr!
Borrow pipe from 24 hour security guard patrolling a construction site, use it for leverage and break the lug nut free...thank you!
Spare tire doesn't line up with the bolts on my rotor...really?
Find second hidden spare tire under the first...um okay?
Put spare tire on, drive 200 feet, spare tire pops...fuck my life!
Call AAA, get towed, post on RIU...relief.
Five dabs later...my toe hurts, I'm gonna eat two corn dogs and a pint of Cherry Garcia...life could be worse.
Glad yo made it home.