Random Jabber Jibber thread

[lokie]

I think I may have TMV or distemper or some sort of crud.

It's said to look like this.

When it makes me feel and look like this.

I don't go out much so it surely has come from the petri dish my wife works in.
She has been feeling awful for several days now.

On a different note, just when my faith in humanity returns, this type of tomfoolery
appears on my screen.

 

[curious2garden]

My mom keeps telling me I need to "come back to Jesus". I don;t know where he is. I keep looking in the bottom of my alcohol bottles, but I don;t see him. Why are some people lucky enough to find Jesus at the bottom of their bottle? I want to be lucky at least once in my fucking life. Although, I prefer it to be at something else.

He spends a lot of time in Prison too.

 

[Blue Wizard]

It's been around 3 years since I've seen this video.

I just found out their videos are unrestricted again, enjoy.

 

[Chunky Stool]

My mom keeps telling me I need to "come back to Jesus". I don;t know where he is. I keep looking in the bottom of my alcohol bottles, but I don;t see him. Why are some people lucky enough to find Jesus at the bottom of their bottle? I want to be lucky at least once in my fucking life. Although, I prefer it to be at something else.

tequila worm

 

[Chunky Stool]

i hate when i try to flick a spec of shit off my new touch screen...

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Is he sick or did he just cum? Looks like a laptop next to him with some midget beastiality ass to mouth.

 

[mr sunshine]

We have our daughter at a "Christian" preschool because it's the cheapest in town by far and that's where all the Chinese kids go. They just told me today when I dropped her off that she should register again for next year because they feel she's not ready for kindergarten because she missed 7 weeks going to China. Pretty sure she learned more about the world in those 7 weeks than she did the whole semester. I found Jesus, in my direct debit account!

Don't believe any of that bullshit. I never went to preschool and look how great I turned out.

 

[mr sunshine]

Is he sick or did he just cum? Looks like a laptop next to him with some midget beastiality ass to mouth.

Midgets are cheap as fuck right now.. I got the hook up.

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

Midgets are cheap as fuck right now.. I got the hook up.

Let me see if that truck ride is still available

 

[ClaytonBigsby]

2 Baltimore detectives convicted of racketeering, robbery

https://www.yahoo.com/news/2-baltimore-detectives-convicted-racketeering-robbery-224948008.html

"BALTIMORE (AP) — Two Baltimore police detectives were convicted of robbery, racketeering, and conspiracy Monday in a trial that's part of an ongoing federal investigation into corruption among rogue members of the city's beleaguered police force.."

 

[shrxhky420]

i hate when i try to flick a spec of shit off my new touch screen...

Shouldn't use your phone (or whatever screen) to wipe your butt... helps keep the shit off. Just sayin.
SH420

 

[UncleBuck]

I think I may have TMV or distemper or some sort of crud.

It's said to look like this.

When it makes me feel and look like this.

I don't go out much so it surely has come from the petri dish my wife works in.
She has been feeling awful for several days now.

On a different note, just when my faith in humanity returns, this type of tomfoolery
appears on my screen.

maybe the flu will make you so weak that you won't be able to make all your GIF-laden yessica-esque posts for a while.

that'd be nice

 

[VILEPLUME]

Supposedly teens are doing this to help flush out the left over tide pod liquid in their sinuses.

 

[BarnBuster]

 

[Grandpapy]

This explains the random "Love You!" text from my son an hour ago.
Snow boarding is like Ecstasy for him.

 

[BarnBuster]

This explains the random "Love You!" text from my son an hour ago.
Snow boarding is like Ecstasy for him.

I guess Kim is really something. IDK anything about snowboarding but the back to back 1080's are extreme. Gold for the USA!

 

[dstroy]

Don't believe any of that bullshit. I never went to preschool and look how great I turned out.

 

[ANC]

 

[tyler.durden]

My petty cash box I keep in the house. I put in whatever cash I don't spend from each sale. I thought there was about 8k in it, but in flipping though it I've found there's almost 20k in there. That makes me happy. Time to make another trip to the storage shed for a deposit...

 

[WeedFreak78]

On a different note, just when my faith in humanity returns, this type of tomfoolery
appears on my screen.

I wanna see her do that with a dik in it.