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Indagrow

Indagrow

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curious2garden said:
Beechcraft King Air, get around 7,000, set your autopilot, put your seat back and enjoy! Just keep an eye on your instruments and you're golden. No need to 'go' anywhere you can take it up for a local and get your currency 3 in. Doing this during sunset is always nice.
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If I had one I would..my ex's cousin is a pilot but I think it would get through the grapevine if I spent a couple gs on a private flight around Boston just to fuck a chick in the back...plus half the thrill is doing it around the smiths on their way to see their aunt they hate in Illinois
 
Dr.Amber Trichome

Dr.Amber Trichome

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happy 421! i missed 420 altogether unfortunately being stuck in airplanes and airports.
The first flight was so enjoyable. I had the very last row aisle seat with a neck pillow. Thank you @neosapien that is the best seat on the plane. It never even smelled back there.
I was able to stretch out, and get up without bothering anyone and i was able to stand for a while do stretching in the large open area in the back of the plane. My anxiety issues so much less having all the extra freedom. Another cool thing about that seat. As soon as the plane lands you can get up and stand in the back of the plane while waiting for everyone to exit, which was so nice. Waiting to exit the airplane for me can be very stressful. and Nobody was hitting the back of my seat either.

So i go through the security check again, this time at Raleigh NC and low and behold i need to have a body pat down! This time i was ready. She asked if she could do it right there or go to a private room. I said private room after a back and forth conversation of why the fuck she needed to do this. She wouldn't answer any of my questions right there . She just kept repeating to me..."YOU NEED TO ANSWER MY QUESTION." "do you want to do this here or in a private room.?" I was worried about my belongings being left on the belt and she wouldn't simply explain to me that she would take them with us! what a bitch. I figured i give the private room a go to see what would happen. We get to the private room with all my belongings and one extra security women to watch everything. I started asking more questions again and in the room she was much more human and conversational.

I told her i did not understand the pat down becuase i just had on a bra and sweater at LAX and here A bra, t shirt and thin northface jacket. She told me the XRAY image couldnt see what was in my breast area. The only conclusion i could come up with is my bra. Its a Victoria Secret underwire bra. i have dense beasts as well but she said that was not the issue.So fucking wierd. I was ready for the pussy grabbing feel up but that didn't happen. I was like, aren't you going to grab my pussy now? lol.. she said she didn't have to . I was like, why did she do it at LAX? I was wearing simple dress slacks. She said there must have been an extra layer of something. No there wasnt !!! So next time i fly. No bra, and no underwear and pants and shirts with no pockets and see what happens . Those fucking assholes.That whole body scanning machine if a JOKE, it dosent even work. Again, i was the only women singled out for this shit that i saw. Total profiling.
 
Roger A. Shrubber

Roger A. Shrubber

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Dr.Amber Trichome said:
happy 421! i missed 420 altogether unfortunately being stuck in airplanes and airports.
The first flight was so enjoyable. I had the very last row aisle seat with a neck pillow. Thank you @neosapien that is the best seat on the plane. It never even smelled back there.
I was able to stretch out, and get up without bothering anyone and i was able to stand for a while do stretching in the large open area in the back of the plane. My anxiety issues so much less having all the extra freedom. Another cool thing about that seat. As soon as the plane lands you can get up and stand in the back of the plane while waiting for everyone to exit, which was so nice. Waiting to exit the airplane for me can be very stressful. and Nobody was hitting the back of my seat either.

So i go through the security check again, this time at Raleigh NC and low and behold i need to have a body pat down! This time i was ready. She asked if she could do it right there or go to a private room. I said private room after a back and forth conversation of why the fuck she needed to do this. She wouldn't answer any of my questions right there . She just kept repeating to me..."YOU NEED TO ANSWER MY QUESTION." "do you want to do this here or in a private room.?" I was worried about my belongings being left on the belt and she wouldn't simply explain to me that she would take them with us! what a bitch. I figured i give the private room a go to see what would happen. We get to the private room with all my belongings and one extra security women to watch everything. I started asking more questions again and in the room she was much more human and conversational.

I told her i did not understand the pat down becuase i just had on a bra and sweater at LAX and here A bra, t shirt and thin northface jacket. She told me the XRAY image couldnt see what was in my breast area. The only conclusion i could come up with is my bra. Its a Victoria Secret underwire bra. i have dense beasts as well but she said that was not the issue.So fucking wierd. I was ready for the pussy grabbing feel up but that didn't happen. I was like, aren't you going to grab my pussy now? lol.. she said she didn't have to . I was like, why did she do it at LAX? I was wearing simple dress slacks. She said there must have been an extra layer of something. No there wasnt !!! So next time i fly. No bra, and no underwear and pants and shirts with no pockets and see what happens . Those fucking assholes.That whole body scanning machine if a JOKE, it dosent even work. Again, i was the only women singled out for this shit that i saw. Total profiling.
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you have dense breast? does that mean some women have airy, whispy breasts? ......?
 
neosapien

neosapien

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Dr.Amber Trichome said:
happy 421! i missed 420 altogether unfortunately being stuck in airplanes and airports.
The first flight was so enjoyable. I had the very last row aisle seat with a neck pillow. Thank you @neosapien that is the best seat on the plane. It never even smelled back there.
I was able to stretch out, and get up without bothering anyone and i was able to stand for a while do stretching in the large open area in the back of the plane. My anxiety issues so much less having all the extra freedom. Another cool thing about that seat. As soon as the plane lands you can get up and stand in the back of the plane while waiting for everyone to exit, which was so nice. Waiting to exit the airplane for me can be very stressful. and Nobody was hitting the back of my seat either.

So i go through the security check again, this time at Raleigh NC and low and behold i need to have a body pat down! This time i was ready. She asked if she could do it right there or go to a private room. I said private room after a back and forth conversation of why the fuck she needed to do this. She wouldn't answer any of my questions right there . She just kept repeating to me..."YOU NEED TO ANSWER MY QUESTION." "do you want to do this here or in a private room.?" I was worried about my belongings being left on the belt and she wouldn't simply explain to me that she would take them with us! what a bitch. I figured i give the private room a go to see what would happen. We get to the private room with all my belongings and one extra security women to watch everything. I started asking more questions again and in the room she was much more human and conversational.

I told her i did not understand the pat down becuase i just had on a bra and sweater at LAX and here A bra, t shirt and thin northface jacket. She told me the XRAY image couldnt see what was in my breast area. The only conclusion i could come up with is my bra. Its a Victoria Secret underwire bra. i have dense beasts as well but she said that was not the issue.So fucking wierd. I was ready for the pussy grabbing feel up but that didn't happen. I was like, aren't you going to grab my pussy now? lol.. she said she didn't have to . I was like, why did she do it at LAX? I was wearing simple dress slacks. She said there must have been an extra layer of something. No there wasnt !!! So next time i fly. No bra, and no underwear and pants and shirts with no pockets and see what happens . Those fucking assholes.That whole body scanning machine if a JOKE, it dosent even work. Again, i was the only women singled out for this shit that i saw. Total profiling.
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I prefer to just let everybody get off the plane first too. It's amazing how terrible TSA is even compared to say China. The neat thing about the Chinese airports is they have something called the "love channel" which is where agents walk around and racially profile people who don't look like threats and usher them to a super fast minimal security line. They look at my Chinese wife, my white ass and our super cute halfsie daughter and it's always "welcome, right this way please to our love channel!"
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
neosapien said:
I prefer to just let everybody get off the plane first too. It's amazing how terrible TSA is even compared to say China. The neat thing about the Chinese airports is they have something called the "love channel" which is where agents walk around and racially profile people who don't look like threats and usher them to a super fast minimal security line. They look at my Chinese wife, my white ass and our super cute halfsie daughter and it's always "welcome, right this way please to our love channel!"
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44 Penises in the Love Channel

tonight on the Family Network
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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neosapien said:
I prefer to just let everybody get off the plane first too. It's amazing how terrible TSA is even compared to say China. The neat thing about the Chinese airports is they have something called the "love channel" which is where agents walk around and racially profile people who don't look like threats and usher them to a super fast minimal security line. They look at my Chinese wife, my white ass and our super cute halfsie daughter and it's always "welcome, right this way please to our love channel!"
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LOL ++ rep
 
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