tyler.durden
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You don't watch preggo porn? Who are you and what have you done with chingown?
Fuck! His account must have been hacked, happens to me a lot...
You don't watch preggo porn? Who are you and what have you done with chingown?
pm me who said it...I will not share but I'm dying to know who would be such a douche
too bad u couldn't do the gig from an air conditioned bus and blue tooth the whole placeI played a wedding and cocktail hour today. It was 93 and humid, luckily we were inside. Just going out for a few minutes to smoke a cig and we were sweating through our clothes. We've played weddings outside in 95+ degree heat with no shade before we got smart, and the attendees looked almost as miserable as we felt. Ladies' mascara ran and they looked like raccoons, and the guys looked like they showered in their suits. It's crazy what some brides demand of their guests. We now have it in our contracts that we will not play outside above 85f, it starts to get bad for our instruments, warping and ungluing can start to occur. Last summer we had a bridezilla that insisted having her wedding outside while it was 98 degrees in the SHADE, and humid as fuck. We told her no way were playing out there, and she'd be breaching her contract with us doing it that way. We compromised and stuck a speaker out the window while we played from inside. It was even unbearable inside, I don't know how they did it out there. Needless to say, we received no tip that gig. Fuck that bitch...
um how bout me handsome? do I deserve the good stuff???Yeah, @Gary Goodson! PM me, too. I'll send him my worst dick pics. He don't deserve the good stuff...
too bad u couldn't do the gig from an air conditioned bus and blue tooth the whole place
um how bout me handsome? do I deserve the good stuff???![]()
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lol I appreciate both of y'all, but I'm not trying to get yall involved in my shit. Ummm, let's just say, I got a warning![]()
Swear fo god I try.Lol! Fuckin' Gary can't stay out of trouble![]()
lol I appreciate both of y'all, but I'm not trying to get yall involved in my shit. Ummm, let's just say, I got a warning![]()
Lot of that going around...
Wanna hear something amazing? I've never gotten one, not once. I don't think I can try much harder, what's the secret???
You're on a higher level of intellectual coolness...
and you play violin...?
That's the first thing I thought of when I read your post. It would SO ruin your equipment. Brides have gotten so out of control.I played a wedding and cocktail hour today. It was 93 and humid, luckily we were inside. Just going out for a few minutes to smoke a cig and we were sweating through our clothes. We've played weddings outside in 95+ degree heat with no shade before we got smart, and the attendees looked almost as miserable as we felt. Ladies' mascara ran and they looked like raccoons, and the guys looked like they showered in their suits. It's crazy what some brides demand of their guests. We now have it in our contracts that we will not play outside above 85f, it starts to get bad for our instruments, warping and ungluing can start to occur. Last summer we had a bridezilla that insisted having her wedding outside while it was 98 degrees in the SHADE, and humid as fuck. We told her no way were playing out there, and she'd be breaching her contract with us doing it that way. We compromised and stuck a speaker out the window while we played from inside. It was even unbearable inside, I don't know how they did it out there. Needless to say, we received no tip that gig. Fuck that bitch...
It would be a blast to have you play en event. Are you totally incognito? As in you are in a tux and appear completely straight laced with your respectable, classy strings. And we all here know a bit about the REAL TD LOL.Yep, professionally. Although the money is only a third of what my grow op brings in, it's my only source from which to show legitimate income![]()
Brides have gotten so out of control.
I only ever got one...I think....I was asked to stay out of the UK growers thread...haha...I guess my presence there rifled too many feathers.Wanna hear something amazing? I've never gotten one, not once. I don't think I can try much harder, what's the secret???
You shouldve dick slapped those uk dudes in the face. I ran up in there and stirred some shit up once, but it felt like walking into the wrong hood all by yourself. They all jump me man, it was awesome lolI only ever got one...I think....I was asked to stay out of the UK growers thread...haha...I guess my presence there rifled too many feathers.
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It would be a blast to have you play en event. Are you totally incognito? As in you are in a tux and appear completely straight laced with your respectable, classy strings. And we all here know a bit about the REAL TD LOL.
you gotta be Mexican.Wanna hear something amazing? I've never gotten one, not once. I don't think I can try much harder, what's the secret???