Random Jabber Jibber thread

tyler.durden said:
I played a wedding and cocktail hour today. It was 93 and humid, luckily we were inside. Just going out for a few minutes to smoke a cig and we were sweating through our clothes. We've played weddings outside in 95+ degree heat with no shade before we got smart, and the attendees looked almost as miserable as we felt. Ladies' mascara ran and they looked like raccoons, and the guys looked like they showered in their suits. It's crazy what some brides demand of their guests. We now have it in our contracts that we will not play outside above 85f, it starts to get bad for our instruments, warping and ungluing can start to occur. Last summer we had a bridezilla that insisted having her wedding outside while it was 98 degrees in the SHADE, and humid as fuck. We told her no way were playing out there, and she'd be breaching her contract with us doing it that way. We compromised and stuck a speaker out the window while we played from inside. It was even unbearable inside, I don't know how they did it out there. Needless to say, we received no tip that gig. Fuck that bitch...
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too bad u couldn't do the gig from an air conditioned bus and blue tooth the whole place
tyler.durden said:
Yeah, @Gary Goodson! PM me, too. I'll send him my worst dick pics. He don't deserve the good stuff...
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um how bout me handsome? do I deserve the good stuff??? :) :) :)
 
dannyboy602 said:
too bad u couldn't do the gig from an air conditioned bus and blue tooth the whole place
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You're an idea man, I see. You're hired...

um how bout me handsome? do I deserve the good stuff??? :) :) :)
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You've been spoiled. You own @.Pinworm.'s dick pics, I can't compete with that awesome dong (wouldn't mind a good sword fight, though). I'm gonna go look at it again right now...
 
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tyler.durden said:
I played a wedding and cocktail hour today. It was 93 and humid, luckily we were inside. Just going out for a few minutes to smoke a cig and we were sweating through our clothes. We've played weddings outside in 95+ degree heat with no shade before we got smart, and the attendees looked almost as miserable as we felt. Ladies' mascara ran and they looked like raccoons, and the guys looked like they showered in their suits. It's crazy what some brides demand of their guests. We now have it in our contracts that we will not play outside above 85f, it starts to get bad for our instruments, warping and ungluing can start to occur. Last summer we had a bridezilla that insisted having her wedding outside while it was 98 degrees in the SHADE, and humid as fuck. We told her no way were playing out there, and she'd be breaching her contract with us doing it that way. We compromised and stuck a speaker out the window while we played from inside. It was even unbearable inside, I don't know how they did it out there. Needless to say, we received no tip that gig. Fuck that bitch...
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That's the first thing I thought of when I read your post. It would SO ruin your equipment. Brides have gotten so out of control.
 
tyler.durden said:
Yep, professionally. Although the money is only a third of what my grow op brings in, it's my only source from which to show legitimate income ;)
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It would be a blast to have you play en event. Are you totally incognito? As in you are in a tux and appear completely straight laced with your respectable, classy strings. And we all here know a bit about the REAL TD LOL.
 
I really don't understand the restrictions on this site if it's 18+. No nude pics. People say they have been talked to about profanity. I've been warned about graphic pictures. If we're all adults, whats's the big deal? I take a chance anytime I crack a poor joke or make an offhand comment in real life, why not here? Like I hear the mods say, "use the ignore button."

Or just not be such a Lil bitch.
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dannyboy602 said:
I only ever got one...I think....I was asked to stay out of the UK growers thread...haha...I guess my presence there rifled too many feathers.
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You shouldve dick slapped those uk dudes in the face. I ran up in there and stirred some shit up once, but it felt like walking into the wrong hood all by yourself. They all jump me man, it was awesome lol
 
Hookabelly said:
It would be a blast to have you play en event. Are you totally incognito? As in you are in a tux and appear completely straight laced with your respectable, classy strings. And we all here know a bit about the REAL TD LOL.
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Lol. You guys know enough about me that you'd probably be able to tell it was me playing. We almost never wear tuxedos, just all black. Occasionally, people will confuse us with the wait staff. I often wear dark sunglasses (prescription), and either a hat or bandana tied biker style, so that's pretty atypical for a classical violinist. Plus, I'm high as fuck, so that's another tip-off ;)
 
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